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PostSubject: Re: PS3 vs 360 (your comments have prob been moved here)   Fri Sep 10, 2010 10:32 pm

its a conspirsacy man!! they are all the same system man!! *takes another hit* they all have the same concept man!!!its either whos system is better or whos ps3/xbox related things are better! the creator of the systems are the same person! that pretends to be two people, he creates the two systems to cause controversy and the controversy makes people become more dedicated to their system and spend more time with it and buy more games and DLCs for it ITS A HUGE CONSIPIRACY!!!!!!!! oh and dont forget how the aliens threw a wii at some stoned japanese plumber and thus came the birth of video game hierarchy,
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being rated a 3 or lower
kempo and any series of pokemon past the second one

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PostSubject: Re: PS3 vs 360 (your comments have prob been moved here)   Sat Sep 11, 2010 6:01 am

lol, sad but true....

is that how we got the wii? ROFL sounds strangely true....

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PostSubject: Re: PS3 vs 360 (your comments have prob been moved here)   Sat Sep 11, 2010 10:08 am

hahahaha you ranked 'the conduit' too high, it should definitly be ranked below pokemon, those games are great.

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PostSubject: Re: PS3 vs 360 (your comments have prob been moved here)   Sun Sep 12, 2010 9:46 am

pokemon was fun...

when i was 10!!!
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PostSubject: Re: PS3 vs 360 (your comments have prob been moved here)   Sun Sep 12, 2010 10:49 am

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hahahaha you ranked 'the conduit' too high
TOOOOOOOTALLY AGREED!!!

conduit is.....for one of a better word...... Shit.


your order should look much more like this....


-Keeley Motherfucking Hazell
-Kempo
-Other Fty Upper Type Promoted Peoples
-360/PS3
-Nintendo 64
-Mario
-Wii
-That weird little buzz you get after acknowledging that you've ruined the life of hundreds of people, after going on a mad decapitation rampage around some streets with a shotgun
-Cheese, but not the blue or green stuff made of mould because I mean seriously; who the fuck goes walking around asking to eat mould. This is the 21st freaking century, not the dark ages. We've got plenty of things about supermarkets and stuff where the taste is slightly better if not, dramatically better that mould. I mean come on. If you're really that desperate, go and break into a bag of chips, or some ice cream or something. It might not be too healthy, and it might put your diet off a little bit, but let's be honest; you're gonna end up quitting your diet anyway. You say every year "oh i'm going to diet and lose weight this year" but does it ever work? Like fuck it does. You're still just as fat as you ever were, sitting there depressed, unemployed, single, watching Wheel Of Fortunes repeats on a Monday afternoon, whilst dousing yourself in cocaine, and cinnamon flavoured tic-tacs, just to try to take the taste of tears, and semen away, after you've spent the last fortyseven hours masterbating yourself to sleep, only to realise that it's still only 2 o'clock in the afternoon, you're not dead yet, and that fat whore on the television still can't work out that it's "Gone With The Wind"
-Having sex in Massachusetts
-Winning money in Massachusetts
-Taking a day out to Massachusetts
-Having to talk to a local of Massachusetts
-Getting lost in Massachusetts
-Recieving the link www.lemonparty.org from a friend, and presuming that it is just going to be some silly kiddies website where you will look like a fool for visiting a site designed for children, but the constant urging by the beforementioned friend causes you to say "oh what's the worst that could happen?", leading you to click it; even in the knowledge that you WILL be mocked by all of your friends for the coming 2-3 days, before the word of your embaressment spreads into the upper reaches of society, and about 5-8 days after the actual event of clicking on such a link occured; the chick you want to bone more than Khloe Kardashian wants to look like a woman, walks up to you and is like "uh...did you go on a kid's website? What are you, like a paedophile?", and you immediately ejaculate at her voice, but that only adds to the humiliation, and evidence that you ARE in actual fact a paedophile, and DID click on the site just to try to have a sneaky pull on the ol' joystick, leaving you humiliated, in spite of being able to talk to that dream woman for the first and consequently last time ever in your life. This thought however totally leaves your mind when the supposed friend, and link supplier messages the fateful words "wht r u a grl!?!?! OMFG ROFLMAO!!! No0b!!!! o.0". You therefore pluck up the courage, and will from somewhere inside that incredibly low supply of testosterone which the doctors were genuinely amazed could still cause for you to be male, and boldly move you arm about four and a half inches up, two inches down, let go of your penis, then click on the link. However, to your undeniable horror, the hypothetical image of you being a paedophile is only a waivering dream in the distance, as you uncover, that rather than being taunted as a "baby banger" for the rest of your working career, you will in fact be know as "that dude who watches grandad porn". Horrified, you immediately press back, and try to pretend that nothing happened, at which point conveniently your mother walks into the room. Unfortunately for you, the rapid pressing back, and semi-boner which you got from the beforementioned personal time has lead her to think you were watching "Tanya & Krystal Like Their Toyz" on a regular porn site; and so she quizzes you on what you were just doing. You think quickly, and attempt to come up with that you were "just doing your work", but no. It is undeniable that she had seen it. The simple "why's the forward button lit up?" sends the dagger home. You literally shit yourself, close the window, and say "wait, I've really got to use the bathroom". The PERFECT excuse. You sit on the bog for fortytwo and a half minutes, thinking over wether it's best to kill yourself, and live with the reputation of "the guy who died by shitting himself", or wether just to finish wiping your ass, and face the music. You go for it. Surely the worst thing that could happen is that she goes and accusses you of watching porn, and you can just deny it, and ignore her for the rest of the evening. You unlock the bathroom door to the immediate sound of heavy grunting. You anxiously walk into your room, to find a steamingly angry middle-aged woman standing above a laptop displaying nothing more than a bald sixtyeight year old man giving head to his twin brother, and taking anal from an equally bald sixtytwo year old man, whilst the history tab just mocks you on the side of the video. In all the confusion and extreme state of tension, and excitement, you regain your semi-boner. She gazes at your pants as they slowly rise all the way to fourth base. At which point the laptop makes a convenient 'ding' noise. You wonder if it was just your mind playing evil tricks on you, but no. In fact the incredibly irritating sound had actually come as a result of the ex-friend sending you another message saying nothing more than "u cliked it dintya? wahay! what a fukin fagooooot!" Your mother hears the chime too, and scrolls through the conversation like a mississipian scrolls through his four illigitimate, twelve incestral, and eighteen transgender children. She gazes at you, and chuckles to herself gently, before going for the keyboard. You immediately pick up the first thing which you see, which just so happened to be the 'Happy Days box set limited edition, collectors edition, series 3-5, editors' cut, director's cut, including free Fonz cuddly toy Collection DVD', and immediately launch it with all your might towards the woman, like rosie o'donnell once threw that employee of Red Lobster through a window, because the "all you can eat" offer didn't include "that dude in the crab suit". Naturally as a D- graded person at sport, you missed by a mile, only ending up hitting your much tresured CD collection from 1998, including such hits as 'It's all about the Benjamin's' by Puff Daddy and the Family, and 'Slide' by the Goo Goo Dolls. You fall to your knees in a state of disrepair, then look to realise that your mother has now smacked the return key and the message has been sent. She struts out of the room glorifully, with the sound of old men romping in her wake. You pick yourself up, peering over the edge of your bedside cabinet, to read the message "You said: Yes I did, and you know what? It was the best wank of my life"
-Living in Massachusetts
-Waking up, discovering that you're Al Gore every day of your life
-Being in the center of a hermaphrodite threesome
-Marriage
-The game "the conduit"
-Death




I think that just about somes it all up.....

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PostSubject: Re: PS3 vs 360 (your comments have prob been moved here)   Sun Sep 12, 2010 11:29 am

more like sums up kemp's life story...
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PostSubject: Re: PS3 vs 360 (your comments have prob been moved here)   Sun Sep 12, 2010 12:36 pm

kemp what kinda site is that? came up saying "blocked"

lulz al gore lulz... lulz

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PostSubject: Re: PS3 vs 360 (your comments have prob been moved here)   Sun Sep 12, 2010 1:16 pm

hahahahaha yeah i forgot you had gay porn blocked...... rofl.....


its a video of a gay elderly threesome.....


nasty scammed me into clicking on it back in the early RoT days....... the bastard......

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PostSubject: Re: PS3 vs 360 (your comments have prob been moved here)   Mon Sep 13, 2010 3:14 pm

[quote="Fty|Kempo10
-Recieving the link www.lemonparty.org from a friend, and presuming that it is just going to be some silly kiddies website where you will look like a fool for visiting a site designed for children, but the constant urging by the beforementioned friend causes you to say "oh what's the worst that could happen?", leading you to click it; even in the knowledge that you WILL be mocked by all of your friends for the coming 2-3 days, before the word of your embaressment spreads into the upper reaches of society, and about 5-8 days after the actual event of clicking on such a link occured; the chick you want to bone more than Khloe Kardashian wants to look like a woman, walks up to you and is like "uh...did you go on a kid's website? What are you, like a paedophile?", and you immediately ejaculate at her voice...[/quote]

You know, I think there might be a movie in the somewhere just screaming to be let out!

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PostSubject: Re: PS3 vs 360 (your comments have prob been moved here)   Mon Sep 13, 2010 3:23 pm

indeed there is. I have been collecting these vaigue recollections of which I sometimes post, and will group them into a novel I name....



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PostSubject: Re: PS3 vs 360 (your comments have prob been moved here)   Mon Sep 13, 2010 3:36 pm

So are these repressed(sp) memories that have slowly been revealing themselves with theropy and medication?
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PostSubject: Re: PS3 vs 360 (your comments have prob been moved here)   Mon Sep 13, 2010 3:37 pm

and the oral pleasuring of my once great deceased relatives, yes.

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PostSubject: Re: PS3 vs 360 (your comments have prob been moved here)   Mon Sep 13, 2010 4:36 pm

You know, I'm begining to see a pattern developing here!
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PostSubject: Re: PS3 vs 360 (your comments have prob been moved here)   Mon Sep 13, 2010 5:17 pm

not too upset i missed that video then. -.-
i would like to know how you remember a website Nasty told you to go to wayyyyyy back then. i mean, he was gone before i came around.

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PostSubject: Re: PS3 vs 360 (your comments have prob been moved here)   Mon Sep 13, 2010 5:25 pm

Fty|jtl94 wrote:
not too upset i missed that video then. -.-
i would like to know how you remember a website Nasty told you to go to wayyyyyy back then. i mean, he was gone before i came around.

I suspect he added it to his Favorites, or is it Favourites?
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PostSubject: Re: PS3 vs 360 (your comments have prob been moved here)   Mon Sep 13, 2010 5:35 pm

the first one, he might spell it the second way, but brits do everything wrong.

probably so, lol, or its his homepage.

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PostSubject: Re: PS3 vs 360 (your comments have prob been moved here)   Tue Sep 14, 2010 8:56 am

no, i remember we had a skype convo yonks ago with me nasty and i believe raschy, and he said "look at the site I made". I was like "umm...ok" clicked on it, and to be honest; watching an elderly gay threesome is something that doesn't all to easily escape from your memory..... Sad

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PostSubject: Re: PS3 vs 360 (your comments have prob been moved here)   Tue Sep 14, 2010 9:56 am

Yeah, I bet that would be a tough image to blank out. Kind of like walking in on your parents, while they are hosting a Swingers party, and seeing your mom service 4 guys at once, while your pops is servicing a few ladies, while being serviced by a dude!
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PostSubject: Re: PS3 vs 360 (your comments have prob been moved here)   Tue Sep 14, 2010 11:07 am

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Kind of like walking in on your parents, while they are hosting a Swingers party, and seeing your mom service 4 guys at once, while your pops is servicing a few ladies, while being serviced by a dude!

oh fuck bad memories no................... Mad Mad Mad


it took 4 long months out drinking till I collapsed with lookin every night to lock out that one...... Sad

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PostSubject: Re: PS3 vs 360 (your comments have prob been moved here)   Tue Sep 14, 2010 1:41 pm

Fty|Kempo10 wrote:
Darkened wrote:
Kind of like walking in on your parents, while they are hosting a Swingers party, and seeing your mom service 4 guys at once, while your pops is servicing a few ladies, while being serviced by a dude!

oh fuck bad memories no................... Mad Mad Mad


it took 4 long months out drinking till I collapsed with lookin every night to lock out that one...... Sad


Lucky for you that Lookin keeps his fridge stocked with cold beverages. Lookin Spending 5 mi

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PostSubject: Re: PS3 vs 360 (your comments have prob been moved here)   Tue Sep 14, 2010 3:08 pm

Fty|Kempo10 wrote:
Darkened wrote:
Kind of like walking in on your parents, while they are hosting a Swingers party, and seeing your mom service 4 guys at once, while your pops is servicing a few ladies, while being serviced by a dude!

oh fuck bad memories no................... Mad Mad Mad


it took 4 long months out drinking till I collapsed with lookin every night to lock out that one...... Sad


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