If I Were JT....

Subject: If I Were JT.... Wed Apr 20, 2011 8:27 am

Well after the success of my first single 'With or Without Gnu', I decided to write the difficult second single..... well I ought to say album, but I don't have an album....

well anyway as you can see it's about JT, and for GOD'S sake take this as a joke, and a bit of banter please!!! ROFL..... I sorta made Georgia sound like sippi.... but yknow.... we all know it's not true... Wink

hahahaha..... Smile

so yeah.....

also; Lookin - for you and the rest of those out there who were old enough to recognise celebrities in the 90s, I've put something in the bridge for you.... Wink

enjoy..... Smile

Jesus.
Praying.
Kiddies.
Slaying.
Swallow.
Remembered....

If I were JT; from northern Georgia state.....
I'd leave my PC always running, for emergency spamming the site.
Condemning soft porn, show respect for girls;
I'd call Fty guys perverts, though only 'cos my mom exerts a ban,
on all the filth in the world...
If I were JT; I'd spend my time on the net,
annoying random strangers, my German'd really make them threat.....
"Sprechen sie Deutsch, ja?", then they'd just run to the bar.
But I'd rage about alcohol, how it's not good for the man's soul,
says chapter 28 Isaiah.
If I were JT; without brazzers.com,
I'd raid my father's closet;
it's better than playing board games alone...
I'd go to the morgue; and bring along some incense,
I'd be rolling in the corpses,
'cos here that's just a ten year offense... a minor offense...
If I were JT.....
Be smacking bitches, you see?
Rolling with my ginger afro, and my hardcore christianity...
Take them to a church;
disprove scientific research.
We will go and do some preaching;
some Sham-WoW styled beeseeching
until they go crucify themselves (religious win!)
I really don't care if you're gay or you're black;
it's the rest of my state, scared of a Ru Paul attack...
If you think we're like 'sippi folk; you thought wrong....

You know when you act like that, I don't think you realise how you make me look.... or feel...
Act like what? Why are you so defensive? It's not like I'm sleeping with a Georgian...
What?!?!
......what?.....
........
I say; "why y'all such ignert? Ain't never seed anuvu girl y'see?"
........
But you're just a Brit...
You don't understand...(No you don't understand, oh!)
How it feels to be a Christian, or a Magi of the Ku Klux Klan...
You don't listen to me; you just sit there and jape...
You just wait, and you will see,
what you get for insulting me,
Ain't a God-law against statutory rape...
But you're just a Brit....

I love you

love you JT Wink

hahahaha..... Smile

Thanks,
Kempo.

Subject: Re: If I Were JT.... Wed Apr 20, 2011 1:47 pm

well first, im honored that you wrote a song about me. i quite enjoy it actually.

my dad shuts down the computer every night because he sleeps in here (the computer room) now Sad

i dont ever remember raging about alcohol... i dont drink it, but i dont rage about it....

why the heck would i be rolling in corpses?!!? like what?

you really want me to get my hair back dont you? Laughing

nice song. i enjoy it. Very Happy

Subject: Re: If I Were JT.... Wed Apr 20, 2011 1:52 pm

no no no.... it's not a biography of you, it's what life would be like if I were JT.....

what I was saying was that if I were you, I'd quite happily go and become a necrophile, because in Georgia you can only get 10 years for that, which I find ironic, as rape on a living person is a capital punishment, but then once dead, you can be raped, and they only get 10 years..... how does that work??? scratch

but still..... I was saying that I'd rather do that, because fucking with dead people - 10 years imprisonment; masterbation to dad's mags in closet - eternal damnation....... MWUHAHAHA

Subject: Re: If I Were JT.... Wed Apr 20, 2011 1:59 pm

hmm.... skip that; I suppose it's sort of semi-biographical......

the first half sort of is, and the second half isn't.......

STILL!!!

You're a leading member of the KKK, so I have no right to respect you whether you're a necrophile or not!!!

Subject: Re: If I Were JT.... Wed Apr 20, 2011 2:13 pm

cant hurt it if its already dead? i dunno.

i dont even like looking at dead bodies at funerals. i could never be into necrophilia.

nor would i be in the kkk, much less a leading member.

Subject: Re: If I Were JT.... Wed Apr 20, 2011 2:36 pm

nawwwww.... you're definately a KKK magi...... hell you even LOVED it!.... I've seen the pictures......

If I Were JT.... Jtkkk11

look at that horrendous smile on your face!!!

photos NEVER lie!!!

Subject: Re: If I Were JT.... Thu Apr 21, 2011 12:37 am

ROFL at the bad photoshopped face. (I know its intentional)

Subject: Re: If I Were JT.... Thu Apr 21, 2011 6:42 am

yup... i spent a whole 3 minutes on that work of art..... Cool Dude Shades

even thought I'd make it better by forgetting to crop the white background.....

that's how I roll...... Cool Dude Shades

.....if onlyI too had a ginger afro....... Sad

Subject: Re: If I Were JT.... Thu Apr 21, 2011 12:48 pm

hahahaha what picture is that of me?

Subject: Re: If I Were JT.... Thu Apr 21, 2011 3:00 pm

what, you mean that photo was ACTUALLY doctored???

Subject: Re: If I Were JT.... Thu Apr 21, 2011 6:07 pm

1. im not that tall.
2. ive never worn anything like that in my life.
3. ive never seen roads like that.
4. my face is sunken into where that guy's face was.
5. im not in the kkk.

Subject: Re: If I Were JT.... Fri Apr 22, 2011 5:36 am

those who doth protest the loudest...

Subject: Re: If I Were JT.... Fri Apr 22, 2011 2:51 pm

you dont know me wildebeest! i would know if i was or was not a kkk member! step fool!

Subject: Re: If I Were JT.... Fri Apr 22, 2011 3:40 pm

a photo speaks 1000 words, and post 6 has one HELL of a photo.

It is definitive evidence JT.

No words can go against that...

PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE!!!

and besides.... like they say on hawaii 5-0, just before the awesome music plays, and I'm talking the new EPIC hawaii 5-0 on sky - not the shitty old one of the early 80s I believe; "anything you do say may be given in evidence against you"

I close my case.

JT is a KKK magi.... Cool Dude Shades

Subject: Re: If I Were JT.... Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:03 pm

Joseph Stalin had pictured edited to get rid of people he didnt like and thought would betray him. called propaganda. its from an unbiased source and is clearly untrue.

Subject: Re: If I Were JT.... Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:46 pm

but no human could ever edit that photo to be so rediculously real.....

they'd have to be superhuman...... a DEMI-GOD!!!! Surprised

Subject: Re: If I Were JT.... Fri Apr 22, 2011 5:15 pm

thats a terribly edited picture!

Subject: Re: If I Were JT.... Fri Apr 22, 2011 5:43 pm

mehehehe..... Smile

Subject: Re: If I Were JT.... Fri Apr 22, 2011 5:53 pm

hahaha im sure you could at least do better.

Subject: Re: If I Were JT.... Sun Apr 24, 2011 6:17 am

Fty|jtl94 wrote:: you dont know me wildebeest! i would know if i was or was not a kkk member! step fool!

HAHAHAHAHA

Subject: Re: If I Were JT.... Sun Apr 24, 2011 8:50 am

get it? i called you wildebeest because thats what a gnu is.

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Subject: Re: If I Were JT.... Tue Apr 09, 2013 8:15 pm

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