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PostSubject: Sitting In The Waiting Room...   Thu Aug 02, 2012 4:42 pm

So yeah... I was on holiday the past 2 weeks, and having just returned, today was very much a dedicated travel day... Now, usually I'd sit there in the waiting room after faking enthusiasm at the range of aftershaves in duty free, doing not a lot other than being generally miserable about the experience... But y'know... I got bored, so did one of my lyrical revamps to the great Otis Reading... Enjoy...


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Sitting in the waiting room
I'm just wanting to be getting on home.
Watching people buying
Some grim, last minute chocolate things.
I'm just sitting here watching them pay
A tenner for an m'n'm branded duvet.
I'm just sitting, waiting for my plane,
Wasting time.

Surrounded by ill foreigners, 
And an orchestrally crying baby.
Across, a mum who thought "It'd be handy
To pack a seven course picnic for the day..."
But, I'm just gon' sit saying that it's ok,
Cos the whiney bitch flying here to LA
's got another seven hour delay,
And I'm on time.

I just want to board my plane;
Not arrive 4 hours before to feign
Being ok, getting rubbed down by a massive dude,
Just so I can just sit, and wait again...

Now I'm pretending to text on my phone,
Cos this homeless guy won't leave me alone.
Begging me for a loan,
In a currency I no longer own.
Instead, I'm gonna sit here and watch him play
A tune with his toes on ukulele.
Wait 'til he's finished, and say:
"Boarding time..."




So yeah... An hour well spent I feel... Smile


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PostSubject: Re: Sitting In The Waiting Room...   Fri Aug 10, 2012 5:35 am

where are you going?
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PostSubject: Re: Sitting In The Waiting Room...   Fri Aug 10, 2012 2:37 pm

Oh no, I'm home now... Smile

Came back from Turkey;
Not decapitated in a body-bag.
Minor victory... Cool Dude Shades

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PostSubject: Re: Sitting In The Waiting Room...   Mon Aug 27, 2012 7:35 am

I love Turkey Hidely Doodily
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PostSubject: Re: Sitting In The Waiting Room...   Mon Aug 27, 2012 7:56 pm

Turkey? Nice country . . . well in some parts. Anyway I hate you British and Europeans because you're so damn close to all the countries I want to visit and it'll cost you like half to get to them. For an example Kempo you could go to France for a Few hundred at most, me I'll have to scrape together about a grand or two there. Oh well Sad some day that stupid. cocky ocean called the Atlantic won't get in my way!

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PostSubject: Re: Sitting In The Waiting Room...   Mon Apr 08, 2013 5:50 am

I'm pretty sure you can get ferry tickets to France from here, for like £18... And it's only like a 25 minute journey... Yeah, how does that make you feel?!?! Ooooh..... Cock Shot What An Idiot...

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PostSubject: Re: Sitting In The Waiting Room...   Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:21 am

I probably could make it a day trip too if I was from the right part of England. Of course then going to France would lose it's luster and it'll feel like traveling to a different state.

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PostSubject: Re: Sitting In The Waiting Room...   Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:41 am

Exactly... At least when we cross the Atlantic, we get to explore the magical wonder of 6 entire Disney parks, filled childhood excitement only synonymous with Orlando, Florida...
When you guys come across the pond, all you see is some French bloke with a cigarette, in a poorly tailored mouse-suit...

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