King of the Hill (game)

but when u played with his dick it turned him on in a way that his gay rays splatted on u and made u cry!!!!

MY HILL!!!

my parents blocked gay porn from my computer so i didnt witness any of that and snuck up behind shock and assassinated him.

MY HILL!!

i had a tactical insertion buried underground, and once u assassinated me, i spawned at it and i rose from the grave, started dancing, and killed you with an intervention 360 noscope

MY HILL!!!!

(but i am scared i will get killed by someone witnessing the extreme T-bagging i am dealing out on jtl)

PS. please go on skype!!

I'm not attempting to claim the hill; just wanted to know....

Jtl, is there any particular reason that they block gay porn specifically???

??????? good question

Uhhhh well, see, what had happend was... thats a long story ill post it later.

Shock what you didnt know, was that i knew that you had a tact there and i put a claymore there before you spawned.

MY HILL!!

but what u didnt know is i had sitrep and saw the claymore when i was underground, so when i saw that glowing red claymore, i used my FMJ to shoot it, and, while killing you with your own claymore, i completed the challenge: How the ?

MY HILL!!!

I befriend Kim-Jong-Il, and blow the living shit outta you AND your claymore, winning me the now desolate, and radioactive hill......



MY HILL!!!

i yell at him GET A LIFE! and he runs and crys like a little girl, i then use a painkiller glich and make it thru radiation safely, i then 1800 degree quick scope in the head, and take over....

MY HILL!!!

i ban Shock from the clan because he glitched.

MY HILL!!!

I discipline JT, as if he were a little boy; make him feel pathetic and useless, and then nobely take over proceedings (what? The leader can't have a little control around here?)


MON COLLINE!!!!!

(WTF, isnt that french, watever...)

I then cry it out make a good apology for glitching, get reinstated in the clan, and kemp gets his time on the hill, then i take over it and say...
"IF U TRY TO TAKE MY HILL, THE COOKIE MONSTER WILL STALK/TOUCH U AS IF HE WERE MICHAEL JACKSON AT A PRESCHOOL!!!"

MY HILL!!!

(how will you counter that?ohhhhh)

i dont believe in monsters.

MH HILL!!

then i replace the cookie monster with michael jackson, so now itll just feel like ur friends birthday when he touches you...

MY HILL!!!

Shock, i regret you inform you and other Canadians, whom seem to not heard the news, from what? last summer?
Michael Jackson is dead.
thus nothing changed, you just went grave digging.

MY HILL!!!

I do some begging, and earn enough for research into inventing, and creating the world's first sub-atomic bomb. I blow up the earth, and take the now desacrated area which is....

MY HILL!!!!!

oh ya, well i send you to PEN ISLAND, and u go wild and gitty with joy, where i take over

MY HILL!!!

(please tell me you get that...)

wow shock whats with you and penises?

while shock thinks he won he is actually just a pawn for a greater power, me, and thus

MY HILL!!

well i quit pawning, and begin PWNING, and thus forth, iPWNu

MY HILL!!

(why is nobody responding anymore, i feel like i have conquered the unconquerable hill!!!)

i sick my ps3 buddy on you and you lose because your mom was distracting you.

MY HILL!!