King of the Hill (game)

King of the hill is the game where every1 fights over a hill by using watever they want, or doing watever, just please dont destroy the hill, cuz then we'll have to start over, alrite.
At the end of each steal of hill, u say

MY HILL!!

so im gonna start with the hill cuz im first. bwa ha ha!

MY HILL!!

RaM takes mackenzie's Hill With his....


GOLDEN P90


MY HILL

well ram didnt say MY HILL!!SO its still...

MY HILL!!

damn, well i stole riot sheild from MW2 and took it back

MY HILL!!

IaW takes Mackenzies hill with the throwing knives... MY HILL!!

i used my own ninja skills to sneak undetected onto the hill, and use my d'eagle on ur head, t bag u, laugh, and take all ur knives as back up!

MY HILL!!

Too bad that was a dummy, and I already had a bead drawn on your head with my thermal scope and boom headshot... MY HILL!!

P.S. I tbagged u

i have cold blooded, so thermal doesnt work, u ended up shooting RaM, then i use ur throwing knives for super long range kill,
T-bag u, of course.

MY HILL!!

and i surround hill with sentry guns

U failed though because I had riot shield on my back after picking up Ram's weapon and the knife deflected of off it, golden p90 to the face...MY HILL!!

ur riot sheil may have blocked my knives, but my sentry guns are all still workin, so they all had u surround and shot at you untill the bullit holes made u invisible

I summoned my ROFLCOPTER and pwned all of your n00b sentry guns.


MY HILL!

I walked up, said "I'm kempo." you all fell to your knees, bowing in awe, saying stuff like "the mesiah". I sit back, and relax, and summon tafi to go and kill everyone.



Ahem..... My hill.....

But my ROFLCOPTER was still up there... and it didn't fall for your "I'm kempo" thing... plus my ROFLCOPTER has a built in UAV so he tracks Tafi down and kills her.



MY HILL!

Fty|iRoNiC wrote:

plus my ROFLCOPTER has a built in UAV so he tracks Tafi down and kills her.

LMFAO!!! tafi's gonna KILL you haha..... And it's quoted, so editing won't help you lmao.........





What I especially love, is that upto now in this post, you have no clue what I'm talking about......











Tafi's a dude......






After ron's humiliation, he kills himself, which sends the roflcopter into mental mode, after not having a commander, and crashes into a mountain.



My hill.

i shoot roflcopter down with an army all using turret machine guns

MY HILL!!

idk -wtf,? but i like the helicopter

i sneak up undetected via cold blooded and ninja (both pro of course) and RPD everyone in the head as they argue over what is now:

MY HILL.

Im so powerful i didnt even reply i just erased your post and edited it

jtl94's HILL

smacks his "That was easy" button and smiles

MY HILL

I accidentally threw my Wii controller at you out of frustration.
You fainted and then it became...


MY HILL! NOT KEMPO'S HILL CHEATER EDITING POSTS!

ITS MY HILL AND IF ANY OF YOU TAKE IT AWAY FROM ME ILL BAN YOUR ASS FOREVER!!!!!

Fty|BloodyTears wrote:

ITS MY HILL AND IF ANY OF YOU TAKE IT AWAY FROM ME ILL FUCK YOUR ASS FOREVER!!!!!

......giggity.....






MY HILL!!!

stop editing my posts damnit

NEW RULE!
NO THREATENING FOR BAN OR EDITING OTHER PEOPLES POSTS OR SHOCK WILL KICK YOU OUT OF THE GAME!
Right?

sure, but u guys are all talking about screwin and banning, but while u discuss that i knife every1 with my tactical knife, BWA HA HA

MY HILL!!

ironic kempo didnt edit a post that was me.

I wasnt really in that convo so i let shock take out all of them and i riot shield you in the back (playing hc of course) and kill you in one hit

MY HILL

(riot sheilds take 2 hits to kill) so i got hurt by the first blow, but since jt didnt know u need two hits, he freaked out and i killed him with my .44 magnum tactical knife

MY HILL!!

no i said "(playing hc of course)" so it only took one hit and your mag and tact fall to the ground as you say "damn i forgot it was hc"

MY HILL!!

well i had a tactical incersion, so i spawned rite behind you, sent u the ninja message, then when u turned around, i stuck a semtex to ur nose!!!

MY HILL!!!!

but i had a claymore beside your tact and so as you paused to send the message you died before you could type it out

MY HILL!!