King of the Hill (game)

well, the claymore glitched and while it was about to explode, i threw it at u, so u r dead, and it was SnD so u dont come back! BWA HA HA, I FINISHED HIM!!!!

MY HILL!!!

because we had an admin in our match he saw the glith and booted you (thinking you were the glitcher) and revived me. i then killed your entire team single handedly and won the game for my team of retarded children in africa, thus becoming a real international hero

MY HILL!!

but i didnt glitch it, it glitched itself, so i got back in and pwned u!!!!

MY HILL!!!

but he didnt know that and by the time you explained it the match was already over so

still

MY HILL!!

nope, not ur hill, because even if the match was over u r still dead, so BWA HA HA!

MY HILL!!

-.- that made no sense

next round i spawn and instantly snipe you from across the map

MY HILL!!

but my team killed you and now it is a headquarters match, and i already captured,

MY HILL!!

ffs

but if you captured then i spawn and come back and rg you (because im working on getting the shotgun which [for non 360/ps3 players] is unlocked by getting 20 kills with the rg so its not a spam rg its the only legit rg there is) and you dont spawn back

MY HILL!!

well i spawned the next match tdm, and i killed you took the hill, and placed a permanent sentry gun where u spawn, and u die, spawn, die, spawn, and repeat PERMANENTLY

MY HILL!!

I got a nuke.

MY HILL.

the nuke killed you 2, so when every1 spwaned, i took the hill

MY HILL!!

Hmmm...
I ask Chuck Norris to help me. Since Bruce Lee kicked his ass, he owes asians favors. He takes the hill and destroys it.

NOBODIES HILL.

hmmm good one Raschy.... i create a new hill and since i made it it is always mine

MY HILL!!

ok, i took my javelin with danger close and i kill everyones even tactical insertions, claymores and sentrys, and if you have any chopper i will shoot it down. everyones are mutillate now and i say in all your faces: MY HILL!!
jajajajaja

I smack your head in with a spork, and thus claim it; my hill.

sorry but i have final stand deatstreak and i stuck u a sentex in the head and i claim over your decapitated body MY HILL!!!

Chuck Norris is still here...

My Hill.

As is Josef Fritzl.
I send him to rape you, and as you're running off, I claim the hill; my hill.

kempos sis walks in and gets it on with Josef
i make a joke about britain, sending kempo into dramatic depression

My Hill.

I announce that I am going to sigh. Then I actually sigh. Jtl thinks "hey, he hasn't done that in ages!" he then thinks about the video DisguiseD made about kempo where he says what he's about to do on everything. He then thinks of the part where kempo goes "go to ask.com, and type. How. Fucking. Hot. Is keeley. Motherfucking hazell?!?!?" then as if by magic, the 36D sex machine herself appears. Jtl goes into a trance, staring at her tattibojangles. Kempo takes this opportunity to jealously smack jtl's head in with a brick, throw him off kempo's property, fuck keeley motherfucking hazell in 7 different positions, before claiming it as; my hill!

haha! there is a hole in your plan! you forget im not a super perv like the rest of you and can resist Keeley, i dont even find her that amazing anyway, same with Megan Fox, so dont try it with her either.
since that part never happened none of the other stuff after it happened.
still
My Hill.

megan fox happens to walk into sight ....jtl: woah , what are the odds - goes over to talk to her- your friendly neighborhood serial killer is ready and waiting with his intervention ( ironic huh ? ) and collaterals jtl and megan


my hill, nuff said

i think you misunderstood me. i am not a super perv so i wouldnt talk to megan because i think she is a whore. again that never happened
still
My Hill.

naw i dont even find megan fox attractive....

bcos look at these photos from earlier in the month.....

http://phillyd.tv/index.php/2010/06/03/megan-fox-rocking-or-not/


now I'm not sure about you, but for supposedly the hottest woman on earth..... well..... i gotta say...... no thank you.

Anywhoozle.....


i stab you in the testicles with a pen-knife.

MY HILL!

thats exactly my point kemp, only when she is all movie special effected is she hot. that was just gross.

if anyone has ever seen the early episodes of the great anime Dragon Ball Z you will know that Sayians lose there strength when their tail is squeezed. but then Vegeta and his bunch show up, the good guys go for their tails. this doesnt work (i forget the reasoning). anyway, my testicles are kind of like that, not affected. and i forget the reasoning behind that too, maybe its the tumors?

I fuck your mom, and you die in a humiliated fit.

My hill

everyone does that, not humiliated by it.

still, My Hill.

well i rape and kill ur mom, then i get michael jackson's dead body to do the same to u, now u truly r humiliated, BWA AHAHAHA

MY HILL!!!

(YA, IM BACK!!!!)

I get Ram from out of Lookin's bed; take off his pants, and smack you all in the face with his penis.
Take THAT society!

You all collapse in a daze, and I thank Ram for his contribution.

MY HILL!