Darkened's app

PS3 name: Drkened

Level and prestige: 68/P1

Kill Death Ratio (ALL are welcome, please see "Application Instructions", Your KDR determines your "Clan Tag Type"): .64

Have you read, and agreed to all rules?: Yes, I had Lookin read it for me, on account I can't read...I need a hug!

Favorite guns & perks:
Guns: M4A1 & Intervention
Perks: Slight of Hand Pro, Cold Blooded Pro, Commando Pro

Favorite time to play (and time zone): 8-11 PST (GMT-

Favorite game mode: Mosh Pit (which got canned)

Where are you: California

You have microphone? Yes

Where did you hear about The Fortay?: Telemarketers

damn telemarketers. Welcome.

wait we have telemarketers now? since when? THIS BETTER NOT BE COMING OUT OF MY SALARY!!!!

don't worry; it's just me cold calling random US numbers and saying this script

"Are you NOT gay? Do you have a MASSIVE penis? Do you want LOADS of cash?
Then Calvin Klein briefs modelling agency wants YOU!
Interested/Not interested/Turned on by the prospect of Calvin Klein briefs/Am Jude Law? Then go to www.joinfty.com , post an application, and I'll personally give you a blow job.
Think classy. Think casual. Think Fty.
Also, if you pay by credit card within the next 15 minutes, recieve a free "I <3 Penis" sticker courtesy of RaMRod. Now that's what I call a bargain! "


ahhh the beauties of low waged foreigners in callcentres......

Yup, that's the call I got.

How could I pass up a "Classy, yet Casual, blow job!"

Now, I don't know how they do things in other countries, but here in the US "Classy" means swallows, and "Casual" means there will be no rush for a happy ending!


Almost forgot, please send the sticker to:

Weapon-TY
111 Main St.
Deleware, Mass. 12345

Thank you

kemp- hahaha that would totally get me here, you know if i wasnt already... oh well.

darkened- why are you sending your sticker to ty? i like your "aspires to one day become" thing btw... lulz sucks for youuuuu.

Cus Ty <3's penis!

Yeah, that's probably the only drawback to my job.

lol we know that but why dont you keep yours like all the other new guys?
by "by job" i assume you mean "my job" in which case: its your own fault.

DARK? whoohoo-nuffsaid

i love how you used one of you wedding pic's as you avitar Dark..thats cool

but i miss hitler...

The Jews prob say that now too, im mean, look who they are fighting now, the nazis were so well dressed and organized...

Anyway, i sure i can dispense with the normal 'welcome crap' and just say i thrilled to have such a good old friend to harrass again...

expect to be contacted by the Fortay WMC regarding our Fall GB team...

BTW please send your membership check to:

Markie Lookin
Mental Helath Plaza
19634 Colfax Road
Room 306
Denver, Colorado, 80126

LOL, yeah, that candid shot of you from my wedding is classic. Glad there's no hard feelings with me using it as my avatar.

Yeah, I'll be happy to help out any way I can. I make good canon fodder(sp). And I'm especially good at drawing enemy fire, which in turn allows the rest of my team to rack up the kills, while I rack up the deaths. Just doin my part, I guess.

So I'm curious, is that your home address, or business?

So what's next? Is there a secret ritual where I learn the secret hand shake? I don't have to do anything with goats do I?!?

Actually, in all seriousness, do I just add the tags, and if so, which one?

Also, on the member list, I'm going to take a shot in the dark and quess the name in blue is the PSN, and the name in red is their more common clan name. Am I correct?

Well, that's where im staying right now, or at least untill Bloodi admits I DID NOT ASK HIM FOR NUDE PICS!!!!

fukin bloodi, all that fake tramua in court, and the tears...ill get that kid someday...

AND the Judge wont let me talk to my pokeman clan, or my disney clan, or my dorra the explorer clan any more, im stuck here...oh well

and ya, i guess i should change that, but right now the clan is all running FTY!, so just add that...it makes for better continuity in clan matches...

i proud to say that we have a GREAT bunch of guys online, so if you are getting you head shot off, feel free to team up with a partner, lay back and snipe, or just lurk with a shotty...everyone has days like that...we also have a wide variety of players in game...so if you get hit by a sniper call out the location, and our sniper will take em, if you get blasted in a house with 3 lurkers, just say so, one of our BIG guns will go in and wipe em out, or someone will drop a pred on them ...we dont get too formal as a team in game, but, we have some hard core killers in every match to help out with problems like that...

So far, everyones KDR is going up, having team mates you can trust/rely on realy help in the long run...

BTW us old guys try to get togother every night for a few matches, about 6-8 pm your time, so if im on ill send you an invite...

Ty your I love Penis decal in on its way... I alos threw in a I love camping.. on the house. Thanks for your support pal...

I added a few people last night, but there seems to be some discrepency with the names on the PSN list.

PWN-SilentNinja- is missing the trailing - after his name on the list.
Zonike is Zonike14 on the list, but PSN is Zonike13

Just in case anyone else was having issues. I'll also try to add more members as I see them on-line, or in groups. Will make things much easier for me.

I just came and then instantly came again thats how alpha i am, my sperm have their own balls which produce more sperm, permitting me to impregnate many women....however in other news

DARK THIS APP JUST GOT A HARD ON, YOUR LIKE HEARTSPRO BUT THE FUN VERSION AND WITH THE SEXIER VOICE MEGAN AND I ARE EXCITED, and i must say your hobbie cracks me up lol you could also go for "creeper" glad to have you aboard man!

also in the spirit of raz.....GET BACK TO WORK!

Fty|Weapon wrote:

also in the spirit of raz.....GET BACK TO WORK!

What ever happened to that guy! He sorta dropped off the face of the Internet!

Thanks n00b, and n00bbb's sisterrr.

I look forward to paying you back for all those time on the Wii, and taking Megannn's shotty away from her.

ur all crazy sumtimes...

Fty|Shock wrote:

ur all crazy sumtimes...

Isn't that the secret to inner peace?

Hey, good games yesterday, too. Wish I could have played more with you guys.

pft youre one to talk shock! you live in Canada for goodness sake!

Darkened wrote:

Fty|Weapon wrote:

also in the spirit of raz.....GET BACK TO WORK!

What ever happened to that guy! He sorta dropped off the face of the Internet!

Thanks n00b, and n00bbb's sisterrr.

I look forward to paying you back for all those time on the Wii, and taking Megannn's shotty away from her.

Raz update: well after talking to CQCRaschy a few weeks ago, he told me Raz =alive and well, him and Yak (remember Yak?) actually got Raz to talk on skype...lol

HeartsPro however, made the mistake of agreeing to meet up with weapon, for a ball game, now, he is a slave locked in their garage...poor heartsie

dark add 'markie lookin' on FB

For all you getting to know my good buddy Dark:

besides creating ebay, founding facebook (his movie out soon), and selling the two O's to gOOgle...he has also worked on MANY FAMOUS CLAN SITES...the feat which impressed me the most...

im hoping he will be a great source of entertainment and knowledge, making up for his shitty ass cod skilz...lol JK Dark we love ya man...

and im glad to see you still give weapon a hardon...

Fty|lookin4luv wrote:

dark add 'markie lookin' on FB

I'm not even on the Facebook thingy! I'm not computer literate for that yet!

Fty|lookin4luv wrote:

For all you getting to know my good buddy Dark:

besides creating ebay, founding facebook (his movie out soon), and selling the two O's to gOOgle...he has also worked on MANY FAMOUS CLAN SITES...the feat which impressed me the most...

im hoping he will be a great source of entertainment and knowledge, making up for his shitty ass cod skilz...lol JK Dark we love ya man...

and im glad to see you still give weapon a hardon...

you forgot the Twitter and I also impregnated Kim Kardachian, though she got an abortion and won't admit it.

Actually, you give me FAR more credit than I deserve. I only sold 1 O to gOOgle. Before I came along they were just gOgle

And I have to admit, I'm a little unerved by the fact that I still give Weapon a hardon, not to mention the ability make him spontaneously cum twice, by simply applying to FTY!.

well, weap has a lot of sexual energy...and since their cat ran away..well its gotta leak out somewhere...

what was that old story about the mom that accidently spilled BB's in the soup, then later that night weapon was masterbating and shot the cat?

saw you on last night, BUT i was at the HEIGHT of my suckyness..2-3-16 ughhhh

im gonna buy some new headphones today, TB knockoffs call Toothole Bleach..but only $30 at the MicroCenter (BEST CPU store ever BTW, they sell cheap chinese cpu parts, and Name brand cpu parts, so depending on your $ and you desire to brag, you can build/upgrade anyway you want)

but honestly a graphics card for $700 dollars....? wow..thank god for the ps3, i could never afford to be a cpu gamer

and wow! no FB....

i dont do the games, but the site itself is a great way to stay in touch with old friends...

ya it is designed to waste hours of time, but i just scrolll through, read whats up, post rude comments on Bloodi's wall and log off...

wait dark you created ebay and founded facebook, but dont even have a facebook? that lame.

it's sad to say but like making the clan sites, he does it all for the $$$

$$$'s eh?........





how come I never thought of that!?!?!?!?!



I MUST find a source of cheap easy income IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!!!


maybe that'll be my little project?.....

yes...... sounds cool.....

then maybe I'll be able to do super awesome Fty competition givaways without actually giving anything away except some money which some dude gave me for just putting a link on my site......

hmm.....



*Kempo rushes off to a laboratory to do some intensive testing with a rat and some fod colouring*

MWUHA!

sounds like a good idea kempo, as long as there arent tooo many ads.