Spam Heaven - 3 Word Game

bubble gum on

top of her

head. this tangled

in her goldenpubis (eets nice)

rephrase that kempo, i have no idea what you mean.

so she couldn't

make any babies

so instead she

made sandwiches for

her grandmother and

Aunt filled with

no mayo, because

they like semen

it tastes better

(note that i didnt say that, she informed me of this)

say kempo but

you keep revivnig this thread lol.

she says otherwise...

saggy cooch rot

ty, that didnt make any sense. its not three random words, its three words that fit into the story.

lol you give me a valid argument as to how that didnt fit into the story and i will agree....but until then.....SAGGY....COOCH....ROT....

"they like seamen, it tastes better say(s) kempo but, she says otherwise saggy crotch rot."

it just doesnt work. if you had said "new story: saggy crotch rot" then it would have worked, but you didnt so it doesnt work.

well, saggy croch rot...
taste like kempo's...

Once removed half

brother's girlfriend's pig's

pickled right testicle

almost grew onto (that maybe 4 words... Redneck slang)

the porch swing. (nope, onto is a single word.)

AKA sex swing

what sex on a porch swing? theyre always made of poorly sanded wood, i wouldnt want to sit on that thing naked, splinters up the bum for weeks. and of course you couldnt lay on it, they arent long enough. plus put another person on top to actually have sex, you would bleed from all the tiny pieces of wood up your butt. you would poop blood for weeks and have to wear a "feminine product" while you werent dumping or youd bleed through your knickers.

youve got some weird fetishes gnu...

now my three wods:

which gnu and

Fty|jtl94 wrote:

what sex on a porch swing? theyre always made of poorly sanded wood, i wouldnt want to sit on that thing naked, splinters up the bum for weeks. and of course you couldnt lay on it, they arent long enough. plus put another person on top to actually have sex, you would bleed from all the tiny pieces of wood up your butt. you would poop blood for weeks and have to wear a "feminine product" while you werent dumping or youd bleed through your knickers.

youve got some weird fetishes gnu...

Well IF i ever had one I would rub it down thoroughly, oil it up, then perhaps even wax it...the swing, not anything else. I love woodwork and so I would aways ensure that safe sex was practised, splinters can be avoided.

Now my 3 words in reply:


keely hazel enjoyed

alright alright ill give that one to ya. so the sex swing is sex safe, thats good.

while kempo filmed