FORTAY ELECTION: Ban Lookin?

well the popular belief is that Lookin is dragging this clan DOWN....

A recent quote for Romonoff's Online Gaming Clan Guide:

"The Fortay [FTY!] (Wii,Xbox,Ps3) www.joinfty.com; A relitivly new clan, has been growing in popularity, active in GameBattles, 100+ members, no fees. Editor's Note: Their PS3 admin is 'Lookin4luv', a gamer that has been banned by over 17 Clans, they should purge members of that type from their ranks to acheive success."

lol youve been banned from other clans? UNTHINKABLE! i hope this is a joke, if not VOTE ME FOR PRESIDENT!

well, i can only think of 14 clans, thats why you cant belive everything you read on the internet....

LMFAO IM IN TEARS, WHAT THE FUCK LOOKIN I SWEAR YOUR A GENIUS TO COME UP WITH THIS SHIT

youre mi borracho amigo

OMG lookins beating me by a 1 vote, hmmm time to take drastic measures. i shall do what every other political leader does, i will lie, LOOKIN STALKS AND DOES NAUGHTY THINGS TO LITTLE BOYS!

zonike14 wrote:

LOOKIN STALKS AND DOES NAUGHTY THINGS TO LITTLE BOYS!

ya know, this is the second time ive heard this today...well at least you didnt post it up on FB like JT...have you met JT, Zonike? it seems you two would get along.....

and welcome BTW



For those that dont speak spanish "borracho" = "kik ass COD player", originally i thought it meant "wise, respected man" but i get called that so often playing online...it must mean the former.

I like the idea of a typing monkey....

zonike wrote:

i shall do what every other political leader does, i will lie, LOOKIN STALKS AND DOES NAUGHTY THINGS TO LITTLE BOYS!

...... now where's the lie in that.....?

Fty|Weapon wrote:

LMFAO IM IN TEARS, WHAT THE FUCK LOOKIN I SWEAR YOUR A GENIUS TO COME UP WITH THIS SHIT

ditto

lookin is either shot away by jack daniels or severely high on the spice of life (or spinach)

To lookin: i dont think so is BT short for something?

To kempo: that is the whole point of my politcal campaign sound so convincing i cant be lieing

Zonike.. BT = Bloody Tears one of the 4 fathers of the clan...

also LL, 4 sure is a damn genius...

Fty|RaMRod wrote:

also LL, 4 sure is a damn genius...

OK YOU CAN STOP NOW - one compliment is enough for LL....

Instead of Banning Lookin, Ban Gnu for editing My Fricken Posts.

how about giving kempo a medal for my amazing signature

Day 43 in the fty house, and TopGun is entering the kempo complains room.

TG: "I'm fucken sick with this guy man! WTF?!?!? Do something you whiney British little whorechild!"
Kemp: "OK! OK! Quit complaining. He's a DJ. He lives life to the full. I've seen the pics; alcohol in every single one of em....... except for the one wit just a fake fire in...... but I never quite understood that picture...."
*silence*
TG: "JUST SORT IT OUT!!!"
*Kempo leaves, and walks upto GNU*
Kemp: "umm....could I please have a word?"
GNU: "depends...."
Kemp: "Well no it doesn't.... saying 'can I have a word' usually means 'I wanna fucking talk to you' and you can't just reject that...."
GNU: "Hmm..... Ok, what's the problem?"
Kemp: "It's TG..."
GNU: "Puberty?"
Kemp: "Possibly, but seeing as he's younger than me, and I haven't started yet, I doubt it...."
GNU: "Well that's true..."
Kemp: "The problem is..... Well.... The mod powers I gave you...."
GNU: "go on....."
Kemp: "Well..."
Zonike: "FUCK YOU KEMPO!!!! FUCKING NERD!!!"
*Kempo looks at Zonike's signature again and giggles to himself...*
Kemp: "poor little bastard........umm....anyway.... well Topgun thinks that you're using them to edit what he's saying, and it's really starting to piss him off make him fairly ok with the entire ainimosity of the situation. ( Edited 02:25 31/08/10 by FTY!|josingh20 (Gnu))"
GNU: "so I'm ok then?"
Kemp: "Eh? Woah woah woah! WTF MAN!?!? You don't go around editing my posts!!! I'm practically one of the fourfathers of this place!!!"
Bloodi: "yeah, and me"
Kemp: "yes......."
Lookin: "got any booze?"
Kemp: "NOT NOW LOOKIN! I'M TRYING TO SORT STUFF!!! Jeez..... one of these days somebody ought to make a conversation about how he should be replaced with a mechanic monkey..... I'd back it...."
Lookin: "eh?"
Kemp: "Nothing...... cool hat by the way..."
Lookin: "thanks man."
Kemp: "But where was I..... ah yes.... you've really gotta stop messing around with people's posts just to give you a personal advantage over them or whatever, because it'll only make them annoyed...."
GNU: "But I don't even know what I did....."
Kemp: "No, to be honest, neither do I, but all that matters is that people are complaining. And if you want me to continue to endorse your local British company on a twitter feed followed by nine people; eight of which being American, and the other one being you, I'd suggest we keep the edits to a minimum, unless there's a chance to make an ABSOLUTE tit out of someone...... Is that understood?"
GNU: "Sure thing."
Kemp: "Now.......for my 16th...."
GNU: "Ah!!! Here it is!!!....."
Kemp: "Dude, do you wanna be knee deep in virgins or what?"
GNU: "well sure yeah...."
Kemp: "shame, because they're all dudes; I'm a fucking loser, and am never gonna get that happening......."
Zonike: "I FUCKING TOLD YOU!"
Kemp: "......until Bloodi moves over here; and you know what women are like to blokes with an accent; it's like giving speed to a schizophrenic, it's fucking mental. And when he does that; which is gonna be after he's left college, and has a chevy; I'mma latch onto him like a bug on a widnscreen, and we WILL get the babes!!!"
Zonike: "faggot....."
GNU: "umm.....your point is?...."
Kemp: "well I was wondering if you were going to consider moving your borders outside of the incredibly strict radius of dorset, hampshire, and the surrounding area?"
GNU: "umm....."
Kemp: "Oh come on, I'll even place a custom quote. I haven't a fucking clue what I'd be doing because I'm like 15, but it's cool I'll figure it out!...."
GNU: "well....ugh.....it's not that......it's.....well dorset, hampshire, and surrounding area is very personal to me.....it's like a sactionary for my business.... and I feel that for my business to thrive, I can therefore not visit you all the way down in north-east london...."
Kemp: "but....."
GNU: "Oh give me a fucking break kid; come on, you live about 85 fucking miles away!!! What do you want me to do; Buy a fucking helicopter!?!?!"
*Kempo sighs*
Kemp: "Sigh....... I understand......"
*Kempo then sombrely walks off into the distance*

Fty|Topgun09 wrote:

Instead of Banning Lookin, Ban Gnu for editing My Fricken Posts.

Now im curious^^^

im glad to see, i interrupt kempo, even in his thoughts....

Nasty was the best 'post editor' ever, he could change just 1 word and ruin everything you had to say...ROFL

Kemp: hmmm, your bday?, although you are famous here, IDK if your FTY fame has spilled over to londoners, you may have to send out sweet 16 invites....expecting any big presents? since you vacay in Italy, im assuming your parents are buying you a lexus or sumthing for your bday?

GNU: only an 85 mile drive, to make a fool outta yourself at a 16years olds bday?...trust me this will liven up chapt #5 of your Bio when you are older, DO IT

TG: seriously? that sounds much more like sumthing I or kemp would do...sweet lil GNU? i just cant believe it

NOTE: due to economic constraints, if the typing monkey wins, he may be substituted by two hammsters fighting/fucking on the keyboard...

zonike14 wrote:

To lookin: i dont think so is BT short for something?

To kempo: that is the whole point of my politcal campaign sound so convincing i cant be lieing

JT=xbox clan leader
BT=Fortay Founder
BTW= By the way
FB=Facebook

IDK=what you are thinking right now

Fty|RaMRod wrote:

Zonike.. BT = Bloody Tears one of the 4 fathers of the clan...

also LL, 4 sure is a damn genius...

WAIT! RAM WAS HERE? AND RAM STILL HAS ZERO VOTES??????? thats confidence folks...he knows that he has the Female vote....so why vote for himself....?

Haha.... a lexus..... somehow I think that's a little out of their limit......

P.S. I will happily settle for hamster porn.....

lol i want the hampster sex on the keyboard...

note to all but lookin: (it would make more sense than what he types anyway...)

Fty|Kempo10 wrote:

Zonike: "FUCK YOU KEMPO!!!! FUCKING NERD!!!"
*Kempo looks at Zonike's signature again and giggles to himself...*

Zonike: "I FUCKING TOLD YOU!"

Zonike: "faggot....."

i dont remember saying any of this and ALL CAPS IS NOT MY THING and i dont hate or curse you off. i can start to act like this if you want. heres my first try. FUCK YOU KEMPO YOUR SO GOD DAMN FULL OF YOUR SELF YOU FUCKING FAGGOT GO JUMP IN A HOLE AND DIE! how was that? it wasnt that good maybe i should have done one of ThEsE tHiNgS a couple of times through it but its good for my first try right?

p.s. my signature was awesome put it back please =)

i will be in england soon enough

this thread made me laugh so damn hard

wow no ones voteing for me, time for more lies, The typing monkey was trained to throw fire poop at everyone that votes for him!

??????

the vote on the top of the page, thats what im referring to

VeggieManny wrote:

lol i want the hampster sex on the keyboard...

note to all but lookin: (it would make more sense than what he types anyway...)

the worst part is veggie...he created an PSN account, TypingFTYmonkey, and he is already a P2 lvl34 with 6 nukes....

damn it...joker is kicking me off GB and adding hiim....

BT: england? realy? ok, PM me with all the practical jokes you and Kemp are gonna play on Gnu...call his boss and pretend to be two boys he has locked in his closet, begging for food...

Joker: if the monkey got my job he could get yours too, so VOTE FOR LOOKIN

Zonike: well, you may be stuck with me...lol...BUT thanks for stiring things up around here, we needed a few more nuts around here, glad you joined...
AND dont feel too bad, if you got my job, you would have to then get one of the Senior Members job's, then go after the PS3 Leader's (Joker), then the Actual Clan Leaders..Kemp, BT and TG...but hang in there...

in fact thats the only reason i have admin powers...if sumthing goes wrong on the site kempo says "Lookin must have messed that up, i'll get it fixed this week, fluckin Lookin, sorry guys"

of course England lookin, you should know how much i hate this country