A few pics

Some of you know this and some dont but I have sold my GOAT. I just wanted to share a few pics with you all. I also will throw one of the house in there. Thanks Kemp for teachin me how to get my pics to work.

nippa wrote:

Some of you know this and some dont but I have sold my GOAT

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



DAMN YOU FAST FOOD DEMAND!!!!!! DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!

i didnt know you were a drag racer.

kemp did you have to get a boy goat? i mean most people consider cars girls anyway. *facepalm*

shit...... since you've said that it's a boy goat, all I can notice is its humungous schlong...... ffs...... it's stupidly big, and I didn't even see it before..... oh fucking hell jt!.......

LMFAO kempo your too funny.

I wouldnt call myself a drag racer, I like to do it but have only raced 6 track days. I go fairly often though. I do love to build though. I will try to get some pics of the car we are working on. Its an 05 gto 427 aps TT. Its like sex with tires.

well som BASTARD posted a FAKE pick of Nip on the FTY card thread...

after all this time playin COd with nip, I know that is NOT him

so to set the record straight...

"The Story of Cheese Nip"

Since Nip first saw his father, pushing old ladies into the ocean, Nip longed to join the navy.



As a young lad, he spent hours at the "Old Navy" store, learning all he could, about the Navy and the sea.



Then, the day arrived! He was old enough to Join the Navy. His first duty was to raise the flags on his ship, but he was quickly reassigned.



His careear with the navy was filled with acheivements including 'tailhook', and the 'dont ask dont tell' policy. He also gained distinction by being the first sailor to fire on Hawaii in over 60 years. His efforts were noticed by the pentagon, and he was given command of his own ship.



After a long stint on his ship the "Lollipop", he realized he could better serve his country by joining Game Battles, so regretfully he resigned.

So lets all hear it for the REAL Cheese Nip! His final retirement photo posted below...

WOW, lmfao, lookin you have tooooo much free time, and a great imagination. My wife laughed her ass off.

P.S. where did you get the photo of me on my ship? thought that was top secert classified?

ROFL.. You guys seise to amaze me.... Nice place Nips.. Lucky bastard.. 2 car garage... EVNY.... One day I will have a garage...

2 1/2 car, thank you.

Fty|Cheese Nip wrote:

P.S. where did you get the photo of me on my ship? thought that was top secert classified?

The Freedom of Information Act....i was gonna mention you were in the Navy Seals but upon reading your file i found it was actually the Navy Snails? whats up with that?

and where do you get a 1/2 a car?

oh no; I saw that pic on wikileaks the other day....... just after the statement which said about how David Cameron was a pompus bastard who was way out of his depth......



thank god for the internet eh?

lol. I dont know why its a 2 1/2 i guess for two cars and a motorcycle. the extra room is great though

kemp- youre the idiot who found the picture, not me.

lookin- you sure you have a job? how long has it been since youve been there? lmfao though

haha we have a 2 car garage, but only one fits xD too much crap on the other side. dad claims he'll move it one day, but we all know he wont. where the heck am i going to park when i get a car?

JT wrote:

we have a 2 car garage, but only one fits xD too much crap on the other side. dad claims he'll move it one day, but we all know he wont. where the heck am i going to park when i get a car?

Not taking the hint, huh?.......

Poor bastards; your parents........






Also! I know I got the pic, but it was just the first normal looking goat I could find on google images; I didn't take the time to analyse penis length - something your comment has since lead me to do....... >.<

Maybe the 1/2 garage is for those families with 2 1/2 kids, but only a 3 bedroom house?

I'd be happy with an attached garage. The one I have is detatched and is barely big enough for 1 car, let alone all our crap!

kemp- it stuck out like a sore thumb to me. and is the hint that they dont want me?

dark- i like your logic. yeah if we had a one car garage nothing would fit.

woah woah woah!

I was just hinting that they don't want to buy you a car, but if your family situation is SO bad that they dont even want you....... well....... I am truely sorry.......

hahahaha, no no i just figured that what you were implying. my family situation is not bad at all. hahaha

rofl..... naw I was just setting you up for that one...... mehehehe.....


It is fun to fool people.......

i was right. i do stuff like that a lot.

SO honestly...when nip sed he sold his Goat...who knew wht he ment?

i think few people here are either old enough or american enough to know what a goat is....

HOWEVER keps post made me laugh my ass offf...

i can picture Nip in the yard, "sorry old boy, but without my military pay, i just cant afford to keep ya"

"bahhhhhh"

"dont cry boy, we will find you a good home"

"bahhhhhhhh"

"i love you too my little goat, sob, sob sob"

JT: i have modeled my life after Homer Simpson, beer, donughts, sleep, and having a 'Job' that i never realy go to...

Well, in true kentucky fashion I had to "help the goat through the fence".

I went out and had a really good last drive in it.

Lookin trivia, why do the call it a goat?

I knew, but I'm a gearhead and old enough to remember that a Goat isn't always an animal.

In fact, before I discovered MoPar's, I wanted a 65 GTO.

I think I know why a GTO is a Goat, but I'll let lookin answer first.

Go ahead and answer, I just figured no one else would have a clue.

i knew GTOs were called goats, but only because my friend is a gearhead and explained his xbox name "goatbird" to me.

youre a smart man lookin, chose a good role model.

well i always assumed someone just rearranged G T O...but ill be honest...im not really sure

Gran = Grand
Toursmo = Touring
Olomagato = Goat

who came up with the Olomagato, i assume its another language, but still. kinda stupid name.

must be italian....

BUT WTF?!?

the named it a Goat?

goats must be a lot faster and better looking in italy...

reminds me of the story of the Chevy Nova....

that car sold like crazy, so chevy decided to sell it down in mexico too...

but the sales sucked...and chevy was bummed...what went wrong?

hahahaha in spanish "No Va" means "Won't Go"

Fredd - I think your translation is off a little.

Omologato translates to Homologated
From Merriam-Webster: Homologated = Sanction, Allow

So in this case, GTO would mean it was santioned for the Grand Tourer class.

I was under the impression that the American's started calling their GTO's Goats because Goat was easier/quicker to say that GTO, and Ferrari already had a GTO model.