I'm Bored and thought i would waste a little of your time.

huhh..giving JT MY credit???? damn u rammy

lmfao, this thread took off didnt it, my head hurts now





fricken elephants

rofl....well CODBO has been talked out
everybodys football team sucks (at least mine)
and all the kidz r bak in skool, realizing they forgot everything over the summer, playin cod....(damnit i have no recruters right now...)

Nip: good quiz question...

by the way, need to get that NV out of my name and pic

ugh..... freaking admins....

will they ever do their damn job!?!?!?

umm... sorry...

yes, you had better fucking be sorry you whore licking whore licker. Sort this fucking mess up, and do it with a smile, and make sure that this good man enjoys the service.

Yes sir...

Better!

lookin's typical answer:

huh?wha?huh?

name? pic? admin?

damn it, im lost....

hey im nothing special!
Thanks Kempo, i like the envious picture still, i mean, that guy is freaking awesome and i can only hope to grow up to be like him....
Guitar hero guitar, check
Empty bottle of booze, check
beer gut, check
acting like a total hardass mofo while in my tighty whiteys, priceless

LOL @ Ram

LOL, that is a pretty PIMP pic Q....


Glad everyone can appreciate my dry humor as well...

Fty|Cheese Nip wrote:

LOL @ Ram

huh? wha? huh?

Q: ya, sam truly captured you with that pic...i figured that was about a year ago...right before Sam ravished you...i mean common what woman wouldnt want to walk into her bedroom and see that waiting for her!!!

keep the romance alive!!!!

Fty|lookin4luv wrote:

Fty|Cheese Nip wrote:

LOL @ Ram

huh? wha? huh?

Q: ya, sam truly captured you with that pic...i figured that was about a year ago...right before Sam ravished you...i mean common what woman wouldnt want to walk into her bedroom and see that waiting for her!!!

keep the romance alive!!!!

i am sexy, gotta admit it, it is a curse.

Word of advice: no matter how cool it looks....NEVER put a loaded gun that close to your nuts....

i wonder how many people have blown their nuts/ass off after ttrying to stick a gun in their pants waistband like the 'cool' cops do in the movies...?

i mean, nowadays, in the action movies, even in the crazyest car chase, EVERYONE always remembers to put on their seatbelts...AWW aint that sweet, hollywood sending us a safety message....

BUT in every action movie somebody ALWAYS just stuffs a loaded gun into their pants, and runs out the door, or whatever......hmmmmm

well i guess the seatbelt message reaches more people....and perhaps the victims are too embarrased to sue hollywood for their gunshot wounds..."Hey, i saw Bruce Willis do it!"

you hear that kids!?!?!?


who do you believe more? Bruce Willis, or a real life cowboy!?!?!


....well he's got the hat at least.....

ram- that was pretty good, didnt expect that actually. haha.

lookin- i dumbed it down for him a little more, i also think i explained it a bit better.

rofl who was taht football player that did that lookin? Colexico Burrus or however you spell it? thats got to be the dumbest thing i ever did hear.

Plexico Burris He played for the best team around.. How could you not know that???

G-MeN RuLe


He was a damn good player 2...

I would likly bleed to death, being too embarrased to go to the emergency room and explain....

have you guys ever read the "Darwin Awards"? IDK if they are real or fake, but they sure are funny....

it is about people that die in stupid ways, but before they can pollute the human race with their offspring.....

i need a good puzzle question, but im drawing a blank...sombody puzzle me?

.

ok, a riddle:

2) I turn polar bears white
And I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
And girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
And normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
And make your champagne bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.

?????

I havent got a clue..

ram- i know his name, just not how to spell it.

lookin- he was in a club at the time, so the police were called. he was arrested for having an illegal weapon or concealment without a liscense or something like that. and no, got any links to it?

q- ive heard that one before, but i cant think of it argghhhh. like your sig btw ahahaha!

Just playing JTL... Was trying to spark up some conflict/convo. over the G-Men being the best.. but I guess everyone alredy knows that...

i have no clue what team he plays/played for. i would say the cowboys or colts are the best, but they aren't. my falcons are doing pretty good this year. i doubt we're winning the Super Bowl but oh well.

2 answers for the riddle actually (determined by harvard i guess, i looked this riddle up, i am not smart enough to do it on my own)

it is either:
Pressure
or
Time

I was just trying to give Lookin a puzzle, wasn't that fun?? bout as fun as a rock hitting your shin when you are mowing, so sorry about that lmfao

TallQ wrote:

ok, a riddle:

2) I turn polar bears white
And I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
And girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
And normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
And make your champagne bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.

sec1: light
sec2: pressure
sec3: alcohol
sec4: pressure, heat ? hmm pancakes...
sec5: no idea..ill pop? hmmm i dont get that last line at all

of course those bone heads at harvard are going to ruin it Q, the Gas law states: PV=NRT, hense anything effecting P (pressure) will likly have an effect on T (temp), unless you change V (Volume)...but what the hell is the last part...and WTF with the pancakes?...remember if you cook chicken certain ways...it wont turn 'brown' so there must be a reason pancakes brown, besides the act of cooking them...although i thought it was burning from direct contact with the heat source....

time to form a PRT (Pancake Research Team) we will meet at Village Inn on monday...

well i guess...the air trapped in the pancake batter, expands when heated, making the pancakes light and fluffy (also changing the Volume of the pancake, making it bigger)...so when we increase temp(frying pan) we increase air pressure (fluffy) and volume (size) BUT.....WTF does this have to do with them turning BROWN...grrr...im lookin into this...

hahahaha oh dear dear lookin, you and your pancakes.


actually when you find out share with me what you find please.

PRT lmfao

hahahahahahahaha

I'm in tears......

that's the riddle's answer....


the answer must simply be lookin....

hahaha nice kemp

I use Bisquick....