jtl's new favorite pastime *not porn*

Omegle. thats what it is. go onto the site and talk to a random stranger for as long as either of you see fit. talk about whatever or just goof around and do things to piss them off.

yesterday i got a person that said "17 female and sooooo horny" this gave me a grand inspiration! (not like that -.-) i left without saying anything and the first thing i said to the next person was, "what does horny mean" and they left. i continued to ask until i had a 15 minute conversation with some guy trying to explain it to an "11 year old" without corrupting him, throughout said conversation i laughed the entire time. just asking questions to make the guy think while i laughed and laughed and laughed. he asked if i knew what sexy meant "my daddy says my mommy is sexy. does it mean fat?" he lol'd and said no and tried to explain it. it was the greatest meaningless conversation ever.

today i had a legitimate conversation with a british kid who plays soccer. we talked about music and sports and all sorts of stuff. i asked if he knew anyone named lee, he said he knows a lee duffman, which disappointed me that it wasnt our lee. we talked for 45 minutes and i will probably never talk to him again.


so fortay, i urge you to go to omegle.com and make some friends or troll, hey im sure you could recruit some players for us!

fucken retard..... is there REALLY any need to put "*not porn*"; if people know that you made the thread, OF COURSE they'll know it's not porn!!!! rofl......







as for this website; i think it's rather poor.... it's full of low-life loser paedophiles, who's first introduction is "asl?"; to which if you don't reply "18, female, and waiting right outside your doorstep for you to go and just fuck me", they'll leave.... it's rediculous.....


saying that, once you've gone past about the 99.5% of males who use the site, and actually reach a woman, conversation can be quite interesting, as it's no longer about them trying to look for a fuck buddy..... ....pathetic lowlife scum....



so yeah; I was on it, and some girl turns up, and I spend the entire time making up a song based on everything that she did, and it was fun...... I do like making up songs...... Gnu's heard my "Don't Go Fucking My Mum", and my "You Slaaaag" numbers for instance..... good stuff....


so yeah; if you filter through perhaps the 80% of lonely sex-offenders, you can find some decent people to talk to, but WHATEVER YOU DO; DO NOT UNDER ANY DRUNKEN CIRCUMSTANCES, PRESS THE VIDEO CHAT!!!!

Chatroulette got a bad name for a fucken reason.......







Well that is of course unless you love fat middle-aged virgin cock....... then I HIGHLY reccommend it to you.....

Oh my.. Sounds like a blast!!!

Besides here @ FTY this is the only bloggin or chatting I do online as most can probably already tell...


I'm mostly trying to be the second FTY to reach P15.. However with the way Drafted is blowing threw the prestiges doubt it will be me...

HAHA!!! Fucken epic!!


I was searching chan this morning, and I came across this little thread....ahaha....


http://boards.4chan.org/b/res/322345105#322345105



warning to JT: Do NOT come off of that page onto the other threads for FUCKS sake!!!!


still..... hella fucken funny though.... and just goes to prove my point - whole site's full of fucken paedophiles!.... rofl....

Fty|Kempo10 wrote:

HAHA!!! Fucken epic!!


I was searching chan this morning, and I came across this little thread....ahaha....


http://boards.4chan.org/b/res/322345105#322345105

how did you..."come across" this little beast of a gem then, hmm, Kempo??

4chan?

well i knew about it from about 2 or 3 years ago from the old boxxy videos, and heard about it on the news since they practically caused visa, mastercard, and paypal all to crash, and for two kids to commit suicide..... hence I never went on it.....

but about a week ago, I got bored and thought "fuck it, let's try it...", and so I've just been looking through it...... some quite hillarious stuff comes up..... once you filter through the endless supply of bullshit, racism, and CP......

kempo- im a teenage boy who is too lazy to play sports. if i heard somebody talk about somebody like me finding a new pastime, id assume it was porn.

as for the asl people, its not just pedos. that is a general question so you know who you are talking to. i dont mind talking to other guys on it as im not looking to sext, but if somebody said they were 11 id probably leave because id bet they were a troll (heh like me).

i know 4chan. its a great and terrible place. i have huge mixed feelings toward /b/. i enjoy the comedic side of it and whatnot, but ive quit using it. too much porn and cancer. plus none of the other parts are as fun as /b/ was when i first started using it, so ive given up 4chan.

your link 404ed by the way.

well it was basically a thread about trolling omegle, by pretending to be an 11yo f from Cali; and then you lead them onto saying that they want pics of you, then you paste in this huge message saying that you work for the FBI, and have located their IP, and they'll be done for child sex offenses and stuffs..... was pretty funny tbh....



but no...... somebody like you (southern religious person is what I'm thinking) would not have the pasttime of masterbation..... Papal Rodeo possibly..... masterbation...... not so much....

Fty|jtl94 wrote:

but if somebody said they were 11 id probably leave because id bet they were a troll (heh like me).

i know 4chan. its a great and terrible place. i have huge mixed feelings toward /b/.... so ive given up 4chan.

your link 404ed by the way.

i understand NONE of what the above sentences mean!

haha a while back /b/ got hack or something and everything anyone posted besides pictures was

Spoiler:

so people made pictures that said "go to omegle and type in pudi a bunch of time and post pics here" it was great fun. i ran into so many other people just saying pudi.

there is also a link that send the computer to the profile of the last person that logged into facebook. you go to omegle and say you think you know the person and they go orly? and you say yes and give them the link and they freak out.


gnu- what dont you get about the first sentence? a troll is a person who says things just to piss people off and stuff like that. most little kids are trolls because they cannot entertain people otherwise. 4chan is a great place, because a lot of cool people and whatnot are on it. great place to meet people, but it is a terrible place because there is a ton of porn on /b/ and trolls who arent funny. 404ed means exactly what it says. go click on the link and it will say something to the effect of "this thread has 404ed"

bu what does 404ed mean?? and trolls? seriously - thats silly. /b/ means what? and i still dont understand what 4chan is - a chinese clan? a chinese subscription?

404 means too many people posted or visited the thread and it took up too much space and basically just got deleted. i dont know exactly nor do i know why it is 404, but it is what it is.

trolling is just the slang they came up with. like trolls under bridges making you solve a riddle to pass or whatever. not real use, just taking up space.

to understand /b/ you must understand 4chan. 4chan is a message board that has many different sections, manga, video games, up into adult sections and many more; all the sections have a tag thing. like /v/ is video games i think and /m/ manga or something like that. i dont know specifics, but that is just the general idea. /b/ is the anything goes section called 'random.' no real rules besides no child porn or anything that would get the website shut down. lots of threads with memes and things like "the object to your left is the only thing you have during a zombie apocalypse, will you survive?"

there are also other chans. 7chan is the only one i know of and is rivals with 4chan.

chan the suffix is japanese anyway gnu.

I hope you're fucken happy JT; doing your rediculously long quote brought the page to morbid obesity.....


as for 404ing; yeah..... just over activity on a page, or the URL of a page has since been changed, or the page has been deleted - basically if error code 404 comes up, it means that what you're looking for can't be found. It'll usually then hyperlink you back to the main site (try it here; type in for instance www.joinfty.com/wowthisistheworsthyperlinkever/ and it'll prolly just end up either with an error code, or linking back to the main homepage (idk, because I haven't ever touched the template which affects error codes, although I could..... hmm..... could be a new previewesque page..... yes.... ))

4chan is just what JT said; just an imageboard (like a forum sort of, just a LOT less organised - people post an image, and some text to go with it, and then others just reply, and every thread is in one jumbled up mess. The thing that's good about it and why the random section can get away with what it does it that you don't have to sign up, and so can just post anon. This started up the whole anonymous group thing who were the ones who caused for loads of quite huge events (mostly bad, although some incredibly good vigilante work - e.g. the first ever internet vigilanete arrest as a cause of paedophillia being reported to the police, by an internet group, after they managed to trace down the paedophile, and gather his information - something which /b/ has taught me is SO fucken easy to do so long as you have a proxy server, and some patience (fucken scary really); which caused for him to be put away) - search them if you want.
But yeah; despite there being some really quite clever and funny stuff about there on /b/, most of the fags post up porn, and despite what JT says, there's a LOT of CP & jailbait on there..... A LOT..... hell even the advertising it cp.....


but yeah..... apart from the many negatives, it's a cool place..... PLUS it's awesome to be in that environment, because anonymous are essentially the cyber-mafia, which is kinda awesome.....

it is rather annoying that it all stayed on one line lol.

the rule is no cp, but it isnt very well moderated.

speaking of cp- we have to do a teen fitness powerpoint in computer apps. so my friend types in teen and the safety search blocked it. safety search thinks we are all looking for porn unless we specify health type stuff.

thanks for the explanation kempo...but what is CP?

cp- child porn.

EWWWWWWWWW!!!
no way???

thats fucked up, wrong, and bang out of order

yes. and illegal.
thats why it is against the rules to post on /b/

well like i say, it's not like actual kiddies.... although I did see one picture of a naked like 1 year old on there which was a bit fucked up; it's mostly like 16 year olds, but still.... law says 18, so it still counts....

naked 1 yr old??? kempo - just shut up now! save your poor soul!

turn to gay pedophile catholic priests instead...

naked babies isn't weird... unless there was something going on D:

knowing kempo, there might be JT - you cant take that chance!

well kemp said he saw it. so /b/ would be at blame.

see i just checked /b/ and after scrolling through some porn, i found this.

Spoiler:

I don;t go around searching for baby porn..... it's just given to me.....



I am not liable for what happens from that point on.....

nice mickey....bad mickey....