My Fty Clan Card Thingamabob :D

i called you smart, hilarious and sexy. things you would call yourself.

well..... that I can't argue against......




no, seriously; I want something which I can latch onto and CREATE with......


Give me some inspiration!!!!!

what do you mean?

This is your one shot opportunity to say whatever you want about me.


Please.


I want you to stereotype me as many people here have been.


e.g. I know you go to church; thus talk about you being the priest. I know lookin is in his 40s, so I imply paedophilia....



obviously I'm not being serious, just joking around........

I'm just saying.......

is there anything you would characterise me as, so I can exagerrate it rediculously, and make my card slightly more entertaining?

well soccer players are often pussies. i mean look at how much whining they do, "ouch he pushed me down" onto what? grass? man up, wipe some dirt on it and freaking play the game. or "ouch he headbutted me in the chest" well dont dis his mom, duh.

so change pussy for smart.

oh and alcoholic, seeing as youve been able to drink since you were five. put that one for sexy.

stalker, ie your KMFH pic with the binoculars on her saying "im watching you".

so "pussy, perverted, "arrogant mother fucker", stalker, pussy"

very nice.....

much more like what i was looking for!

i like to do good in the world. anytime i can help.

just finished nip's....... mehehehehe


this is fun to do......




I NEED MORE PEOPLE TO DO!!!! IMAGES AND 5 NOT TOO FLATTERING ADJECTIVES PLEASE!!!!!

ok, I thought I'd give you a sneek peek of the cards, by showing you mine...

it's probably the worst made one so far, but I don't want to spoil the fun for the guys who I have already made one for; so instead I chose mine to show.

Trust me on this one; the others are MUCH better; in this picture, it's just a TOTAL paedophile mugshot....



BUT STILL!!!!



here it is.... ROFL....
























ok, so now I've humiliated myself, I need to humiliate you too!

send me your pics, and 5 words to summarise yourself - I REALLY need some more to add to the collection guys, so please help me out


Thanks,
Kempo.

hahaha it still makes me laugh.

it looks rediculously unlike me..... and rediculously paedoish.....

bad times.....

Very funny. I like the lil stats.

Ok, here goes:



Yes, those are real!

Some facts about me:

Devious, Mischevious, Trouble maker, Stalker, Lurker, mean to little kids and the elderly.
Likes boobies, Heavy Metal (a.k.a. Baby killing music) and drinking beer.

Feel free to imbelish on these fun facts!

horny bitch......



and thanks man, I'l get your one done some point tommorow





NOTE TO ALL!!!!


IF YOU WANT THESE THINGS SENT TO YOU, POST UP YOUR INTEREST HERE ASAP!
SEND DATE IS TUESDAY 14TH, SO IF I HAVEN'T PRINTED OUT YOUR PACK BY THEN, IT WILL BE LATE IF IT ARRIVES AT ALL!!!




I have printed out the first actual card, on some....err....card... which I went and bought today, and I've gone and plastic sealed it to make it all shiny!


I'll post up an advertising pic of ma first card in a couple of minutes.....


Thanks,
Kempo.

Hell yeah I'm interested in a set of cards!

haha...

I'll be sure to send a set to you then...


now to all those who haven't been converted yet;


I'M KEMPO10 FROM KEMPO'S KARDS EMPORIUM OF KOOL KARDS! THAT'S KEMPO'S KARDS EMPORIUM FOR KOOL KARDS! AND TODAY WE'RE GIVING AWAY KARDS! BUT BE QUICK! THEY'RE FALLING OFF THE SHELVES! LITERALLY! SO GET ON OVER HERE TODAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!


*Kempo hears a cough from bloody, as he implies blue harvest rip-off*


grrrr.....



But in all seriousness, despite the crappy webcam picture, this is officially the only card of its type in the ENTIRE WORLD!!!!


The very first completed Fortay Gaming Clan Gaming Card!!!!!!


I'm rather pleased with it actually...... rofl.....


there are a few more to print out, but I need to design a hell of a load more, so SEND YOUR PICS IN ALREADY!!!!!!!

well, ya GOTTA love that SHIRT!!! Real class m lad, real class!

do you get the same thing kemp?

every where i go..."ohhhhh you play black ops?"

"have you ever met Cheese Nip?"

ladies, ladies, questions later, im trying to watch football...


anyway...id gladly pay for a set...however all of them pasted togother (digitaly), would make a great background for my ps3....

on the flip side...maybe we can skip dark's 'real' photo, and just put those huge avitar boobs on his card....

or i guess we could use the one of him eating a burger..his alternate avitar...

put down that burger Dark...or i will never find a shirt to fit you!!!! (just cut the sleves off...)

yuh np; I can send them via e-mail if you prefer that

Totally up to you


I'm having me a hard copy though

Those BOOBS would totally work for my card!!!

okilydoodle;


I know what you're thinking....


"STOP NAGGING KEMPO FFS YOU BORING BRITISH BASTARD!!!!", and in response, I would say "good use use tripling in alliteration - A+ "


BUT!!!!!!


I need some help, as there's just a couple of days until dispatch....



so here's how it is.....


1) I need a confirmation on whether I can have an image from joker, GNU, and ramrod, and if so I need an image. (I pick those, because I know them 3 best out of remaining people, but if you're still there, wanting YOUR card made, PLEASE send in your pic, and perhaps tell Lookin to describe you to me (if you're in PS3, which you probably are if I don't know too much about you )) Because I can't complete my set without those guys in.....
2) I need to know who wants these things delivered to them, and most importantly HOW they want it delivered.
You have 2 options;
1) have them delivered virtually via the e-mail which you set up your account here on. They can then be done of whatever you want, and with that, I'll probably send a little christmas message or whatever; and those will be dispatched on the 24th December.
or 2) have them delivered by postal order, with ALL fees paid for entirely by myself. You will recieve all the cards in a hard copy, hand made by myself, along with a similar personal christmas message from myself. Those are to be dispatched on the night of Monday 13th December, in order to arrive just before the big day.
So both are entirely free of charge, and I am perfectly happy with either method of delivery, so if you want the items, it's entirely up to you how you want them. What I will say however, is that if you want them delivered postally, I will obviously need an address of some kind to send it through to, so if that's what you want, PM me the address, and they'll go directly there

So yuh.... I think that's about it.....

I hope to have about 10ish cards by the end of it, and so you can probably play a MINITURE game with them when you're done



Thanks,
Kempo.

Im good with the electronic set, Thanks BTW.

4TaY|iRoNiC wrote:

some stuff

seriously?......fagic?......

what huh? ron was here..am i missing that post?

i would love a hard copy...but no need to rush on the shipping..but i gotta have the electronic ver too!!!

Ron wasnt here I swapped my name over to mess with you in the chatbox but you never came in.

I'd like both, a hard copy and a digital copy.

I'll PM you my mailing address.

ill take a hard copy

4TaY|fredd-vegas wrote:

Ron wasnt here I swapped my name over to mess with you in the chatbox but you never came in.

haha...and u gave kempo a heart attack...that makes it funny 2 ways....

oh ffs, you tell me you want a hard copy now?.......


rofl.....

well.... here's what I'll do.....


I'll send you all a virtual copy on the 24th, and have the hard copy at your doors for our 1 year anniversary - 13th Jan


how about that?



and that'll also give me a touch more time to nag more people into letting me make their cards....... mwuha!



Thanks,
Kempo.

No, I've changed my mind; why send them virtually on the 24th, and ruin the suprise for the 13th?


What I'll do, is have them arrive at your door by the 13th as scheduled - so sent out on the 1st, and I'll send them virtually ON the 13th of January, so nobody gets an unfair advantage, and we can all celebrate the anniversary together!


so yes;


a month yesterday brings the unveiling.....


I'd better go buy some more base stock....... :/



so far orders are as follows:

hard copy & virtual copy:
-bloody,
-lookin,
-Darkened
virtual copy only:
-Nips



any more for any more???


P.S. Lookin, you said you wanted like some sort of background made out of them?
If you give me specifics, I'll prolly be able to make that too for you



Thanks,
Kempo.

ill take both a hard and virtual copy kempster.