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This is what happens whe RaM has 1 or 3??? to many Jagerbombs.








<---------- Locked and Loaded ready for BlackOps





That right... supporting the Mississippi Mullet, my helmet and a few extra shells...

RaM RuLeZ

finally, a pic you wife can carry in her purse, to show her friends, i mean face it, untill now, most of your pics have been kinda silly...

Happy halloween!

What do the kids get from ole man lookin?

well, i use ice cubes...they make a sound when i drop them in the kid's bucket, but when they get home...nothing... HAHAHAHAHAHA

Ram - That pic is classic!! I may have to save that one, to be used at a time when it is least approprioate!

That pic reminds me of when web cam's first came out. A friend and I took pics holding a Mauser, wrapped in Badoliers(sp) and wearing German WW2 helmets! Damn I wish I had that pic still!!!

l4l - That's just mean!

No blackmail from that one please.... The Mississippi Mullet is fake.. its Part of my halloween get up... Joe Dirt this year...... Is this queer? are these queer??

The premature Zac Brown beard is real... Still working on that one... I would like to know how long it took him to grow his out... I haven't shaved mine in about a month... For some reason I'm looking more Amish than like Zac??? I'm figuring by this time next year I should have it....

Right on...

haha looking good rammy

lookin- does your house often get egged? or tp'ed?

and no Joe Dirt is definitely not queer.

ya, dont call Joe Dirt queer, he will kik your ASS...lol

the beard...i thought: it makes ram look so young, it still looks peachfuzzy...HAHA...

give it 10 years, then you can just comb the ear and nose hair into any style you want...

ram what are you giving out for halloween.... whinieken and french cries. lol

i sit on the porch without mving in a grim reaper suit (like a ninja), when the little kids reach for a bowl of candy... RAWR!!!... scare the shit out of the little buggers!but then they cry...

lookin- lol peachfuzz sucks, either come as a full beard or dont come at all darnit! haha yeah ram, ten years is all you need, by then zac will be just a throwback to people's grandparents, what with kids having babies earlier and earlier these days...

nip- Wal Mart brand Hinieken and french fries? never heard of those.

shock- very original, i bet all your friends dont do the exact same thing or anything

ROFL Fred... Sure come on over.. Maybe we'll go down to McDonalds and get you a whah burger and some french cries. How about a weinekin.


Ninja: Your a ninja.. What can I say..


LL:So you're gonna tell me that you don't have no black cats, no roman candles or screamin mimis? Oh come on man, you don't got no lady fingers, buzz buddles, sneaker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity doo das or crap flappers? You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker dos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?

First Ram I cant believe you get that you remember that whole thing. WOW. lol

And secondly.....

your my sister, your my sister, your my sister. your my sister.

Remember it?

Nip, David Spade HEARD ram doing that on a vist to a fireworks stand...and PAID him so he could use it in the movie...

how do you think Ram can afford 52" flat screens and Badass Dakota trucks???

he gets money from:

Jeff Foxworthy (he changed Ramrod to Redneck, for his act)

Larry the Cable Guy...nuff said


and Whoopi Goldberg? go figure......i didnt ask, you can.....

ROFL

oh my, can i get in on that action

what is that from? i swear ive heard it somewhere, but i caant place it....

"badass dakota trucks" they make such a thing?

Ram you still pull off the james bond sexy look there...very impressive lol

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Now tell me that I've arrived late (and good god she does that all the freaking time....) but holy motherfucking cow.... I just jizzed.....

what the heck are you talking about kemp? i understand the jizz part, but that first sentance made no sense.

JT= movie "Joe Dirt" given 1 star by critics, grew into a cult classic (loosly based on Ramrod's life when he was young and single)

KEMP: HAPPY BDAY sucker...yes now you too can be prosecuted for the things we do and say here..no more "im just a kid, you cant blame me!!!"

Weapon: ya Ramrod is still the 'face man' of FTY...dosnt say much for the rest of us....

i know what joe dirt is, i love that movie, it only got one star? dang critics suck.

rofl he's only 16, can't be tried as an adult until 17 unless its like murder or whatever. most of us are still safe.

ram? face man?! i think im the best looking one here, then Jeorge (sorry if i spelled that wrong) (i mean have you seen his facebook picture, i dunno what his friends are saying in spanish but i commented "cuuuuuuuuuuuute" rofl) and then the kempster.

Ram - I copied that to a text file. I love that whole exchange he has with that guy. What was it he had for sale? Was it snakes and sparklers?

And the part where he thinks he's banging his sister is funny too. Come to think of it, that whole damn movie is funny, and now I need to go out and get it,

we still talking Joe Dirt here?

oh ya...Ramrod has inspired a Dirt revival...

my question is: was this both the beginning and the end of Kidd Rocks acting carrear?

He was in biker boyz. Terrible movie.

ive never even heard of biker boyz haha, must be pretty bad.

ok, since none of you were there, i dont expect you to remember, and i dont have a 'copy' of the chat convo, so i cant just post it...let me start buy explaining the story:
about a year ago, i was trying to recruit RamRod away from CQC, over to FTY. After several messages, he came and joined me and kempo here in the chat box:

L4L: "im glad you are thinking about joining Ram"

Kemp: "pip-pip, cuppa o tea, yes it would be nice to have you join us"

Ram: "well im thinking about it fellas, but i aint wanna be in a clan with those folks i dont like..."

L4L: "who? you dont like gays?, jews?, blacks?, mexicans?"

Ram: "nawww, them folks iz ok, its them other folks"

Kemp: "you dont like the Brittish?"

Ram : "aww heck, they're ok too, they gave us that pretty statue we keeps in our harbor"

Kemp: "actually that was the french, but im glad you dont have a problem with Britts, God save the queen and all that rot"

NOW...let me stop the story here to point out...that i wanted to warn kempo, because i KNEW what he was going to ask next, BUT i was too late...

Kemp: "What kind of people dont you want in Clan Fortay Ram?"

Ram: "Well, I aint joinin no clan that has Betty Busters, Murkey Lurkers, Lag Switchers, Trash Talkers, Noob Toobers, Tag Trackers, Map Hackers, or Code Crackers. And I dont want to be in some clan all full up with Nuke Boosters, Rocket Roasters, Akimbo Hole Rimmers, Death Streak Dooshers, Claymore Collectors, Northern 'Ayy' Sayers, Spam Spreaders, Glitch Grifters, Invite Spammers, Shotgun Spazes, Headset Hummers, Kill Streak Chainers, T-Bag Faggers, Package Jackers, or Commando Stabbers, with or without the Marathon Perk...."

Well, needless to say, Ramrod joined us, we got him over his fear of Northern 'Ayy' Sayers (Canadians)...and he has been here ever since...

I just wanted to share some of the rich and colorful history that is Ramrod...

No gays, Jews, blacks, Mexicans, or British were harmed during the making of this reconstruction.

As for Canadians though..... well that's an entirerly different matter.....*coughcoughfagicough*

OMFG that shizzle was hillarious!!

Speaking of package jacking...There can't be much worse than havingyour reward jacked, and then used against you!

hahaha loookin did you come up with all of those people ram doesnt like yourself or did ram actually say them? haha

so kemp you actually did hurt fagic?

ROFL LL where do you come up with this s**t...

Sorry I haven't been around much.
Been slammed at work and just finally got my shed built at my house.

See you guys online...


RaM <--- Still Sexy