Jesus Christ's App

PS3 name: WEAPON_T-Y

Level and prestige: Level 70 No prestige yet

Kill Death Ratio (ALL are welcome, please see "Application Instructions", Your KDR determines your "Clan Tag Type"): 1.35

Have you read, and agreed to all rules?: Yessums

Favorite guns & perks: Tar, M4A1 Inter, Acr, Ak // SoH, SP, Scavenger, Commando

Favorite time to play (and time zone): 2-4 pm (here and there) 9pm-2am EST

Favorite game mode: TDM XPress

Where are you: Delawhere?

You have microphone? Hells yes

Where did you hear about The Fortay?: well when kempo and i went out for drinks one night, he said "i have an idea, im making a clan called the fortay and lookin will be the ps3 leader" and with that i left and he was stuck with the tab...but now i realize that i should have listened or at least paid a little of the tab. serious answer: I KNOW ALL OF YOU and bloody told me lol

HELL YES.

HELL FUCKING YEAH

SOMEBODY ACCEPT THIS SHIT.

HOLY CRAP, it's Weapon, Weapon and Heavey. WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Kempo's initial goals

- Get at least one guy in.....;
- Get Lookin;
- Get all the good part of RoT;
- Get all the good part of CQC..... (well most of it at least..... STILL NEED TO GET JIMBOB WHEREVER THE HELL THAT DUDE IS!!!!!)
- Be entirely civil to FX, Contact, and Alexfly; but still get told that they hate me, and that I'm a faggot, and that my clan is shit compared to RoT;
- Pleasurably watch RoT die;
- Get sexually assaulted by some hot motherfucking Italian MILF;
- Harrassment lawsuit;
- Eat a bagel;
- Shit on Debra's desk;
- Get a local DJ who can give me cheap as hell discounts for my 16th.... *hint hint *;
- Recruit Ty;



Damn it's been a long wait........


still......


welcome to the community pal


Good to see you about.



P.S. I expect that $95 through the post by Monday, or else I'm never going to dinner with you again. It's so freaking embarressing going into a restaurant with just enough for one; having to pay for two; then not having enough cash for a tip. I swear the guy who gave us those little red cocktails mouthed to me "gonna kill you, and your pal"......although he may have been saying "Gonna get your nipple".... either way, he gave me strange looks all night, and I didn't like it. What? I realise that I had already paid and eaten. I just thought that for $185 I deserved to at least enjoy the seating arrangement they had on offer. Because that was just about the only thing they didn't charge extra just to place my skinny little ass on....... Theiving little bastards...... Anywho, it was fun, and the special guest appearance of Lookin, after his shift at the shares place made me feel a little more comfortable. ......That was at least up until the point that he'd had 4 largers and a whisky, and he began serenading me with old country songs...... yes that was a little strange..... I admit at the time I did have a semi on, but even so that's beside the point...... When a dude comes upto you in a cowboy hat and starts singing country western songs, it's just a turn on for me..... What's wrong with that? hmm...... let me try to put it into your perspective for a second...... Imagine James Bond with 38DD breasts.... yes I think that establishes the kind of image that I'm trying to give across to you. Well basically I couldn't resist, and I ended up pulling on his trigger.....umm.... his shotgun trigger that is.... not.... oh don't worry.... the point is this..... If you don't pay for your bill next time we go out for dinner; I'm gonna go take me and Lookin down to Denny's, where we'll stay overnight; have an all american slam, then go fuck off on a horse somewhere to start shooting some Aztecs. Is that clear? Good.

well to get weapon in...we would have to change the rules...not BEND, CHANGE...

yup...if we allow weapon in....we have to change the rule about......














noobtoobing

the rule 5 about killing solely weapon when in a game with him?

yeah, i guess we would have to change that rule too....

ftw