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PostSubject: Lookin Has One Hell Of A Taste For Chinese...   Lookin Has One Hell Of A Taste For Chinese... Icon_minitimeMon Aug 01, 2011 11:16 am

For my third song, I decided to make a short, but incredibly beautiful little tune....


I have used Oasis' little-known song; Songbird for my track, which I entitle simply; Lookin.




Disclaimer: Story in the song lyrics are TOTALLY fictional, and just based on a fictional characterisation of a real person, which Kempo has created. The only real lyric in the entire song is that he comes under the term "good looking Coloradoan". Unfortunately, due to the length of the original song, it was impossible to slip in his 14 inch penis, but trust me, he NEVER has this problem... Ain't that right Wink












...six, nine...
talking to the Lookin yesterday,
just before the Feds took him away.
Found the Asian kid chained up downstairs,
dressed up in his wife's old eveningwear.
Fed on only fish-heads in the day,
nightly, there's a free sausage buffet.
Chocolate sauce and cream there, on his schlong,
Sweet and savoury is never wrong...

...Except for the pong...
...She says it's too strong...
...(Just eat) dogs in Hong Kong...

So he's been locked up for thirty years,
Prison guards have taken all his beers.
Just like in the prohibition days,
but surrounded by soap-weilding gays.
Li Wong's launched a career writing books,
how to flee Coloradoan's good looks.
Lookin though has found the snitch was I,
Lucky I'm banging chief (of) FBI...

...No need to imply...
...That I'd rather just die...
...Than regain pink eye...




Smile


Much I love you for Lookin..... however.... No beer makes Lookin an angry man.... I shall therefore be emigrating from the country, to prevent your national news show being clogged up with the news of a rampageous international murder scene for about 2 and a half weeks, before I sink into obscurity...


Thanks,
Kempo.

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genius

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well, I totally came here expecting pics of HOTTT asian lesbians...

BUT to be honored in SONG is nice too...my greatest fear..kempo attached a wave file of his crackly voice belting out the song...that GOD for that... Shocked

can i safely take it that you are a fan of "wierd Al" kempo?not that he invented song pariodies, but he is rather famous for them...

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I like that lookin's post accurately reflects what and how he is saying it to himself in that he capitalizes certain words.
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PostSubject: Re: Lookin Has One Hell Of A Taste For Chinese...   Lookin Has One Hell Of A Taste For Chinese... Icon_minitimeTue Aug 02, 2011 7:48 am

pahahahahahahaha :')




I was considering it Lookin..... I mean, I've already serenaded Bloodi with my 3 songs multiple times.... I could record them..... Smile Hell, I even sing If I Were JT with one of my actual friends on occassion.... (I know what you're thinking - a real friend?!?! The fuck?!?! OMFG!!! , but yuh, it's true.... Cool Dude Shades ) So it's certainly a possibility.... Smile



But yuh, of course.....



Al = God..... Hail To The King....

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amy winehouse = R.I.P

kempo = Hail To The King....


somebody had to fill the musical gap left by amy

heevee: "HOT BUTT SONG GOD"? hmmmmm

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