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PostSubject: With Or Without Gnu.....   Sat Apr 16, 2011 12:05 pm

I was inspired when this came up on my iPod........





Soon to be working for Dell;
Cameron's dole bids him farewell...
They wait... for Gnu...
He likes eBay Shopping Sprees;
And I'm killing Joshua Tree...
Yet I sing.... for Gnu...
With or without Gnu
With or without Gnu
And each time I wash my feet;
Forced to do it in discrete
Unless I want... Jizz of Gnu...
With or without Gnu
With or without Gnu...
I can't rinse...
With or without Gnu.
'Though you claim that you aren't gay;
Just a stocking-loving DJ;
When you spray
To YMCA,
You just give the game away...
He's lying down...
Having a snooze, 'cos we gave him
A can of soda but...
Added a spoon of booze;
And you scare the guests away
We only tried to make you partaé
But you slur...
And you slur...
Dude what the hell you tryin' to say?
*Gnu:* "Wwwwwevvorvevooougnuuuuuu"
*Gnu:* "wwwwevvorvevouggnuuuuvuhuhgh"
*Party dude:* "You on drugs?"
*Mrs Gnu:* "just a sip of Irn Bru..."
*Beautiful musical interlude, to which Gnu starts drunkenly screaming (may be joined by Lookin)*
With or without Gnu
With or without Gnu
I can't live...
With or without Gnu...

With or without Gnu..............
*Man dry-humps his guitar, before a man in a gimp costume looks away from shot, and slowly walks away, to which a needlessly long music outro begins, before an Irishman who keeps making rediculously overly-serious facial expressions in spite of his pathetic little pony-tail, starts swinging his guitar around his head like little Jimmy used to before he escaped the home, interupted occasionally by ambiguously gendered images of somebody fucking themselves off via back rub*
*fade to silence*




beautiful, huh?



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PostSubject: Re: With Or Without Gnu.....   Sat Apr 16, 2011 1:53 pm

very nice kempo. Very Happy *claps*

someone has claimed gnu is gay? i like the YMCA reference there, if you're saying what i think you are at least.

i also like the "spoon of booze" since he's a lightweight.


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PostSubject: Re: With Or Without Gnu.....   Sat Apr 16, 2011 2:23 pm

nobody claimed that he was gay, just I was playing on him jizzing when seeing my foot the line or two before.......... Smile






but yeah.... a lotta blood sweat and semen went into that song, and I hope that's appreciated..... Smile

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PostSubject: Re: With Or Without Gnu.....   Sat Apr 16, 2011 7:04 pm

Love it Kempo, A special song just for meeeeeeeeeeeee....! flower

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*Beautiful musical interlude, to which Gnu starts drunkenly screaming (may be joined by Lookin)*

Theres no question L4L will be there!flower


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someone has claimed gnu is gay?

say what? Im pretty sure Gnus arent gay...

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PostSubject: Re: With Or Without Gnu.....   Sun Apr 17, 2011 8:49 am

Congrats on the new postion Gnu!!!
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PostSubject: Re: With Or Without Gnu.....   Sun Apr 17, 2011 11:43 am

gnu- im not saying you are. look at line 16 though. i thought that may have been one of the things from the site that kempo put in there.

kemp- jizzing when seeing your foot the line or two before? ooh ooh his foot fetish yes yes i got it now. sorry im slow.

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PostSubject: Re: With Or Without Gnu.....   Sun Apr 17, 2011 1:47 pm

there you go...... you seem to have finally gotten it..... rofl..... Rolling Eyes Smile

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PostSubject: Re: With Or Without Gnu.....   Sun Apr 17, 2011 2:57 pm

yes i do get it Razz

speaking of getting, where did you get that signature?!

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PostSubject: Re: With Or Without Gnu.....   Sun Apr 17, 2011 4:56 pm

just from a little place..... CALLED AWESOMESVILLE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: With Or Without Gnu.....   Mon Apr 18, 2011 1:57 pm

i dont know, i wouldnt want it to have my percents. i dont have any 100% complete. though, i dont try to get achievements usually. :p

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PostSubject: Re: With Or Without Gnu.....   Mon Apr 18, 2011 2:59 pm

But that's what I like most about it!!!


shows the GScore and percentage of games with over 500G, so mine's looking pretty impressive.... Smile Also, I'd have 100% on Mafia II also by now if that damned explorer cheevo didn't exist....... hence the 3rd platinum of course - you only need to complete OG rather than OG + DLCs for plat Cool Dude Shades

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PostSubject: Re: With Or Without Gnu.....   Tue Apr 19, 2011 12:48 pm

i dont have 100 for anything. i have too little patience for that. i could have it for ac2, but dont have the will for it. i could care less what my g score looks like.

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PostSubject: Re: With Or Without Gnu.....   Tue Apr 19, 2011 2:23 pm

rofl...... I was exactly the same until I got my first 1KG with Madden 09..... I only completed it, because the cheevos were rediculously easy to get, and so when there were only about 3 left to get which I hadn't already got just from normal play through, it became like a mission to me to complete that, and I like that goal-getting.... it's good fun.....

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PostSubject: Re: With Or Without Gnu.....   Tue Apr 19, 2011 5:39 pm

we can get you help kempo! i just enjoy playing games for the game. i dont mind simple little tasks for achievements, but things like playing the game on the hardest difficulty would take too much effort.

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PostSubject: Re: With Or Without Gnu.....   Tue Apr 19, 2011 8:09 pm

now i know why Bono's legal department keeps calling me...I guess those are pretty close to the original lyrics, they changed it up for radio play, of course, but we may have problems....

ohhh kempo...
theyre gonna sue us for the booze money i have hidden...
i wish i was kiddin...

ohhh kempo...


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PostSubject: Re: With Or Without Gnu.....   Wed Apr 20, 2011 1:01 pm

hahaha youre a funny guy lookin.

what're we going to do without your booze money?

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PostSubject: Re: With Or Without Gnu.....   Thu Apr 21, 2011 3:12 pm

he uses it to pay for old copies of the ORIGINAL Gnu Song...

(PS - love Kempos version though!)


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PostSubject: Re: With Or Without Gnu.....   Thu Apr 21, 2011 3:36 pm

so let's get this straight; he's not a bison......? scratch

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PostSubject: Re: With Or Without Gnu.....   Thu Apr 21, 2011 3:38 pm

...or a hartebeast...or a helk for that matter

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PostSubject: Re: With Or Without Gnu.....   Thu Apr 21, 2011 5:51 pm

he is a wildebeest though.

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PostSubject: Re: With Or Without Gnu.....   Fri Apr 22, 2011 5:39 am

Gnus are definitely NOT wildebeast! thats the point of the song.

Plus Gnus are better looking

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PostSubject: Re: With Or Without Gnu.....   Fri Apr 22, 2011 2:46 pm

Wikipedia wrote:
The wildebeest (plural wildebeest, wildebeests or wildebai), also called the gnu ( /ˈnuː/ noo[1] or /ˈnjuː/)[2] or "water buffalo", is an antelope of the genus Connochaetes. It is a hooved (ungulate) mammal. Wildebeest is Dutch for "wild beast" or "wild cattle" in Afrikaans (beest = cattle), while Connochaetes derives from the Greek words konnos ("beard") and khaite ("flowing hair").[3] The name "gnu" originates from the Khoikhoi name for these animals, "gnou".

its the same thing. it is also pronounced "new"

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PostSubject: Re: With Or Without Gnu.....   Fri Apr 22, 2011 3:47 pm

woah woah woah woah woah there JT; hold up a second.....



I do believe; and I quote


"the word gnu is consistently pronounced with two syllables as in "g-noo", with the g clearly enunciated and the n unpalatalised"



that peice of ancient scripture vs the user-edited "resource" of wikipedia?....



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PostSubject: Re: With Or Without Gnu.....   Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:01 pm

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/gnu

next to the first result hit the speaker icon. boom.

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PostSubject: Re: With Or Without Gnu.....   Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:51 pm

but then again.....



and God forgive me for giving such hell-beseeching tittle-tattle;




http://rot-clan.forumotion.com/t574-rot-member-psn-names



below the second post.......




He is NOT an antelope, NOR a wildebeest......





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PostSubject: Re: With Or Without Gnu.....   Fri Apr 22, 2011 5:14 pm

gnu is wrong about how he says his own name.

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PostSubject: Re: With Or Without Gnu.....   Fri Apr 22, 2011 5:44 pm

nuh-huh...... Mad

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PostSubject: Re: With Or Without Gnu.....   Fri Apr 22, 2011 5:53 pm

the dictionary(.com) has greater authority than one guy and some disney music video.

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PostSubject: Re: With Or Without Gnu.....   Sun Apr 24, 2011 6:10 am

JT - you are sooooooooooo wrong...

Its not a disney video, its actually written by two British writers called Flanders and Swan, who wrote the Gnu song to explain the differences. Wikipedia is wrong too, as it is written by the general public, rather than a leading authority. Of which I am one.

Kempo - amazing you found my old account on Rot - didn't know it was still there?

Gnu is also a Unix-based OS, or indeed an asteroid!

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