What we were talking about last night for the other lads....
Also, an irish classic, for all you car/horse lovers! (Hope you can understand the lyrics!)
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Subject: Re: dooleygj new member Thu Apr 14, 2011 3:50 am
AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Dooley, you legend you!
Quote :
Fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside....
Mate, i'm gonna be singing this as I drive and pick the misses up. Lovin the Somerfield balaclavas, plus the Spar bag on the bridesmaid head!
This looks like an episode of "My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding"
What a hussy:
Fty|dooleygj I wouldn't Fight Back.......Unless She Wants Me To....
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Subject: Re: dooleygj new member Thu Apr 14, 2011 4:31 am
Beautiful hussy!!!
It was nearly xmas number one!
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Subject: Re: dooleygj new member Thu Apr 14, 2011 9:07 am
you're kidding? what beat it?
Fty|dooleygj I wouldn't Fight Back.......Unless She Wants Me To....
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Subject: Re: dooleygj new member Thu Apr 14, 2011 6:05 pm
THe x factor lad i think. It was number one at some stage. V famous in ireland!
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Subject: Re: dooleygj new member Fri Apr 15, 2011 5:32 am
WAIT!!!! DOOLEY!!!!
YOU'RE IRISH!!?!?!?!?!!?
Well then; I have a routine question for every Irish person I come across after a little argument which I witnessed involving and Irishman and a dude from Stoke.....]
well the Irishman used an insult which I have questioned 4 known Irish people, and none of them know what it means, so I have to keep ansking until inevitably someone tells me what it means.....
have you ANY idea what a "weird fuck'n mine" is?....as in the context; "you're a weird fuck'n mine y'know?" oh; and also - is "dry" a major insult there? And if you are called "dry like mam's Sund'y dinn'r.... nay... not even dry like Sund'y dinn'r; dry like Wednesd'y dinn'r" would you like shrivel up into a of self-loathing ball of malfeasance and tyranny, exclaiming at the top of your lungs as to why humanity should be so cruel to put such a devistatingly austere assumption upon yourself, thus leading to a manifestation of cold, withering poverty, and disillusional anguish for the rest of your now perilously bleak, and isolated existence.....?
Subject: Re: dooleygj new member Fri Apr 15, 2011 5:42 am
hey welcome Dooley!!!!
I'm american Irish....so first let me say:
BRITISH...we don need no stinking British...
jk kemp....
anyway...hopfuly ill get have a few games with you this weekend....
and just ignore kemp, as many old philiosophers thought the earth was the center of the universe, kempo still thinks Britan is the center of the earth.....(in 1 way he might be rite )
anyway...welcome , AND thanks for posting...nobody will ever get mad, if yo post anywhere, so just add your comments to any thread you like...great to have you aboard
Fty|dooleygj I wouldn't Fight Back.......Unless She Wants Me To....
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Subject: Re: dooleygj new member Fri Apr 15, 2011 6:03 am
Thanks luv,
Twas good to meet (and kik the ass of!) Jo in a wager match only a week ago and then be part of the clan.
You have a great setup and I already feel like home! Add me later luv.
Kempo, this is a longshot (not in COD terms!) but it think he was just trying to assign a random title to the Stokian man.
For instance, friends of mine could have used that term as follows:
(dat is that in an irish accent!)
you're a weird fuck'n biscuit y'know dat?
you're a weird fuck'n tulip y'know dat?
you're a weird fuck'n plum y'know dat?
Here he may have used mine in that context, even though it is a terrible insult.
Other words which may be substituted: KitKat , Mars Bar etc. Random I know but it is an insult nonetheless.
Another Rubberbandits special!! Nobody in Ireland is like that... Ha!!
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Subject: Re: dooleygj new member Fri Apr 15, 2011 8:28 am
you're a weird fuck'n mars bar y'know dat?
WTF?!?!!?!?
ROFL
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Subject: Re: dooleygj new member Fri Apr 15, 2011 12:48 pm
kitkat is my favourite i wud say!!! ha!! you're welcom
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Subject: Re: dooleygj new member Fri Apr 15, 2011 1:32 pm
youre a wierd fuckin' crunchie, you no dat dooley??
Fty|dooleygj wrote:
Twas good to meet (and kik the ass of!) Jo in a wager match only a week ago and then be part of the clan.
Piss off! whipped you 2 games in a row...
Fty|lookin4luv wrote:
and just ignore kemp, as many old philiosophers thought the earth was the center of the universe, kempo still thinks Britan is the center of the earth.....(in 1 way he might be rite
Well isn't that obvious lookin??? I mean, the world DOES happen to measure just about everything from the Greenwich observatory...which HAPPENS to be in London.
Fty|jtl94 The Fuck?!?!..... I Don't Sing For No-One Motherfucker...
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Subject: Re: dooleygj new member Fri Apr 15, 2011 1:33 pm
ohh rubber-bandits thats why they have plastics bags on their faces, alright.
their accents are REALLY hard to understand.
i learned about the two fingers in history and what they mean and why, but it is still funny to see somebody actually doing it.
you foreigners really need dentists and orthodontists.
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Subject: Re: dooleygj new member Sat Apr 16, 2011 8:29 am
there are certain women that look like this JT:
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Subject: Re: dooleygj new member Sat Apr 16, 2011 9:11 am
i am thinking tara palmer tomkinson....
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Subject: Re: dooleygj new member Sat Apr 16, 2011 7:12 pm
what about some of the girls of this is essex?
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Subject: Re: dooleygj new member Sun Apr 17, 2011 6:18 am
ARGH!!!! WHY DO YOU WATCH THIS DISGRACE OF A PROGRAMME?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?
Fty|dooleygj I wouldn't Fight Back.......Unless She Wants Me To....
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Subject: Re: dooleygj new member Sun Apr 17, 2011 9:07 am
Enlish version of the Hills!! Ha!
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Subject: Re: dooleygj new member Sun Apr 17, 2011 11:59 am
i stopped watching 37 seconds in.
is the person on the left in the first scene male or female?
Subject: Re: dooleygj new member Tue Apr 19, 2011 8:46 pm
im liking u already Dooley....lol
if you keep making kempo angry/confused you could win *new* member of the year!!!!
or at least you will get my vote..
so...being an ignorant american, from which part of Ireland do you hail?
Fty|dooleygj I wouldn't Fight Back.......Unless She Wants Me To....
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Subject: Re: dooleygj new member Wed Apr 20, 2011 1:16 am
Half an hour South of Dublin. In the republic of ireland (Not British in any way!)...
Are you one of the Americans who claim to be irish because there great great great grandfather knew someone from here? Seems to be the case for alot of Yanks! Ha!
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Subject: Re: dooleygj new member Wed Apr 20, 2011 3:19 am
PS This clan is deep man,
All this religious talk and stuff. Powerful stuff! I feel like I have joined a Cult rather than a Clan! ha!
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Subject: Re: dooleygj new member Wed Apr 20, 2011 8:46 am
my great grandfather was Irish..... I don't claim to be Irish......
just the stupid murricans.....
and yes; you HAVE joined a cult.
When you joined, you automatically signed a huge document pledging your immortal soul to I; the great Fuhrer of Fty - Kempo.
Don't worry, you don't have to pay expenses, or go to any meetings like those nooblet cults, just sit here; chat, and when I am officially ruling overlord of the Galaxy, you can earn up to 5% APR on all profits.
Nice price, nice price
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Subject: Re: dooleygj new member Wed Apr 20, 2011 12:34 pm
Not too bad! And whats the prize for new member of the year?....
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Subject: Re: dooleygj new member Wed Apr 20, 2011 12:51 pm
new member of the year? never heard of such. sorry if you got your hopes up.
Subject: Re: dooleygj new member Thu Apr 21, 2011 5:13 am
Fty|dooleygj wrote:
Half an hour South of Dublin. In the republic of ireland (Not British in any way!)...
Are you one of the Americans who claim to be irish because there great great great grandfather knew someone from here? Seems to be the case for alot of Yanks! Ha!
well, ya, that would be the meaning of "american Irish", as in my Great grandfather came from Ireland, and not Germany, or Sweden....
my last name is Whalen, here it is a well known, but rather uncommon Irish last name.
BUT i will tell you, there are more Irish in America than Ireland, however beyond pride in our heritage, we dont study life in the "ole country" or send donations...sorry
There has been huge immigration of Irish to America over the last 200 years, and our Great grandfathers had lots of troubles fitting in when they arrived, we all had to work togother to get by, so that is likly why our heritage is so important to us now..
but ya, the American Irish probably give all Irish a bad name, we still drink and fight, and are generally feared when more than 3 of us get togother in one place...
but you will find i ask a lot of questions about Ireland, since not much is taught about it here, and it is only in the news when something realy bad happens..
ask around ...you might find a few Whalens are still over there....