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PostSubject: This Could Get Interesting.......   Tue Jul 27, 2010 8:38 pm

Ok, here's how it is. 3 women out of anyone. Bang; marry; kill. Go.

1) Bang; Jessica Alba - before the 30's arrive....


2) Marry; Keeley Motherfucking Hazell (mainly just for the perks MWUHAHAHA but she's actually quite a nice person too. Suprising, seeing as most fit girls are absolute bitches.....)

omg i love that picture...........

3) Kill; Kerry Katona....she's just a fucking moronic waste of life to be quite honest.......





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PostSubject: Re: This Could Get Interesting.......   Wed Jul 28, 2010 5:58 am

agree. agree. agree.

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PostSubject: Re: This Could Get Interesting.......   Wed Jul 28, 2010 4:02 pm

im still not a perv.

1) Morgan Webb, hot and a video game geek, what more can you ask for. bang, nap, play some CoD




2) Olivia Munn, hot, video game geek AND asian. thats what more you could ask for.



3) Lindsay Lohan, so people would shut up about her. also, for foreigners who know her but dont know about her recent "problems" ill just say that yes, this is indeed a mugshot


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PostSubject: Re: This Could Get Interesting.......   Wed Jul 28, 2010 5:41 pm

Well looking at JTL's post I see that he watches G4 and probably quite often.

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PostSubject: Re: This Could Get Interesting.......   Wed Jul 28, 2010 6:44 pm

Seriously woah at the second one........ Surprised

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PostSubject: Re: This Could Get Interesting.......   Wed Jul 28, 2010 7:05 pm

Though Morgan Webb...damn!

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PostSubject: Re: This Could Get Interesting.......   Wed Jul 28, 2010 7:44 pm

bang, ashley tisdale



marry, anna faris



kill, miley cyrus




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PostSubject: Re: This Could Get Interesting.......   Wed Jul 28, 2010 7:55 pm

you can change the picture all you want... I still think Miley Cyrus is kinda fit.....

true she's an irritating Disney motherfucker, and her voice sounds like an old man orgasming, but still....... shes kinda hot......


the top ones alright tho..... Smile

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PostSubject: Re: This Could Get Interesting.......   Wed Jul 28, 2010 7:56 pm

i still want to kill her

and if i was usin my ipod instead of my sisters computer i wouldve made this thread a lot more innapropiate

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PostSubject: Re: This Could Get Interesting.......   Thu Jul 29, 2010 5:11 am

TG- its the best channel Very Happy
Kemp- better than your second one.
miley is about to be done with disney, this season is the last....i have a little sister i promise Suspect

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PostSubject: Re: This Could Get Interesting.......   Thu Jul 29, 2010 5:53 am

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miley is about to be done with disney, this season is the last....i have a little sister i promise

well that's a relief...... because I feel like a bit of a freak liking a disney character.....

the sooner it's over, the sooner it's acceptable..... Smile

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PostSubject: Re: This Could Get Interesting.......   Thu Jul 29, 2010 6:23 am

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Though Morgan Webb...damn!

lol kinda looks like the wife, when she was young...

Note: if the wife visits the site i will delete this post.

Funny Story:
my wife has a wall of family pictures, as may women have, recently she found a pic of herself when she was 17 in and old box, and put it up.

So my youngest son comes out to visit, and he, his sister, and I are sitting around drinking, he says "Who is the hottie in that new picture? i totaly gotta get with her!" thinking it was a friend of one of his sisters. When we explaind he was lusting after his mom, it kinda ruined his night....

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PostSubject: Re: This Could Get Interesting.......   Thu Jul 29, 2010 7:15 am

HAHAHAHAHAHAH! That's just too funny, no seriously, tooo funny,.....what a great story! lol!

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Though Morgan Webb...damn!

lol kinda looks like the wife, when she was young...

Note: if the wife visits the site i will delete this post.

Equally as funny, but we're a brotherhood and we will always stand by you. And understand.

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PostSubject: Re: This Could Get Interesting.......   Thu Jul 29, 2010 9:01 am

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PostSubject: Re: This Could Get Interesting.......   Thu Jul 29, 2010 11:38 am

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FTY!|josingh20 (Gnu) wrote:
Though Morgan Webb...damn!

lol kinda looks like the wife, when she was young...

Note: if the wife visits the site i will delete this post.

Funny Story:
my wife has a wall of family pictures, as may women have, recently she found a pic of herself when she was 17 in and old box, and put it up.

So my youngest son comes out to visit, and he, his sister, and I are sitting around drinking, he says "Who is the hottie in that new picture? i totaly gotta get with her!" thinking it was a friend of one of his sisters. When we explaind he was lusting after his mom, it kinda ruined his night....


LMFAO!

haha



Ahh I can just invision the tears from here...... haha.... Smile

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PostSubject: Re: This Could Get Interesting.......   Thu Jul 29, 2010 2:05 pm

LOL Lookin you are hilarious


Mine would be

Bang... Laura Bell Bundy

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Marry....
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Kill.. I better not write it.. The feds would probably show up at my house... But his Name starts with an O and rhymes with OSAMA.... Sniper
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PostSubject: Re: This Could Get Interesting.......   Thu Jul 29, 2010 2:49 pm

its 3 women....... obamas a dude last time i checked..... Suspect

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PostSubject: Re: This Could Get Interesting.......   Thu Jul 29, 2010 4:31 pm

lookin- (to all of it) haha (first part) yeah we'd stick by you (rest of it) i was at a friends house and i saw a pic of a chick. later i asked who it was, when his parents werent around, he said it was his mom. i was like "dang she was hot, but why is there a naked picture of her in your living room?" at this time she walked in, obviously having listened to our conversation, and grabbed my hand and ran me to her room, she locked the door and said "i may not be as hot but i can still put out just as well"... BEST NIGHT EVER.
Gnu- you stick by his side, ill call the cops to make sure she doesnt kill him, women get mad at stuff like that
Ram- could i take a wild guess and say you live in the South?
Kemp- yeah im pretty sure he's a guy too.

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PostSubject: Re: This Could Get Interesting.......   Thu Jul 29, 2010 8:25 pm

This thread actually shows me an incite into people's minds. I think I might post an analysis.

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PostSubject: Re: This Could Get Interesting.......   Fri Jul 30, 2010 5:54 am

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This thread actually shows me an incite into people's minds.

You see jt? We're not just pervs....... We're interlectuals......... Smile

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PostSubject: Re: This Could Get Interesting.......   Fri Jul 30, 2010 8:04 am

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Gnu- you stick by his side, ill call the cops to make sure she doesnt kill him, women get mad at stuff like that

Don't I know it. It's hard enough getting 4 hours a night on MW2 without her wanting at least one hug in the evening or for me to actually show appreciation for her cooking for me, and washing my clothes...jesus, doesn't she realise that I've gotta concentrate when I'm playing and it doesn't include her? Shocked

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PostSubject: Re: This Could Get Interesting.......   Fri Jul 30, 2010 8:19 am

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Gnu- you stick by his side, ill call the cops to make sure she doesnt kill him, women get mad at stuff like that

Don't I know it. It's hard enough getting 4 hours a night on MW2 without her wanting at least one hug in the evening or for me to actually show appreciation for her cooking for me, and washing my clothes...jesus, doesn't she realise that I've gotta concentrate when I'm playing and it doesn't include her? Shocked



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PostSubject: Re: This Could Get Interesting.......   Fri Jul 30, 2010 11:45 am

Kemp- no TG and i are intellectuals, yall just want boobies.
TG- id like you to, then we could compare notes.
Gnu- i feel for ya, im single atm, but a while back i had a gf and shed be like "sup" and id be like "cod" and her "ill let you play if you want, txt me when youre done" id be like "nah ill still txt ya" because i knew that "ill let you play if you want, txt me when youre done" actually meant "i swear if you dont put your stupid xbox down and txt me, next time i see you ill rip your throat out and smack you with it and then deep fry it and then make you eat it"

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PostSubject: Re: This Could Get Interesting.......   Fri Jul 30, 2010 12:16 pm

Ok here's my analysis of the people who post the pics.
Kempo: Well this on is my easiest, he like good looking women with nice Breast(Trying to stay proper here), and doesn't care for the ugly ones
JT: Watches G4, and probably does it a lot which makes him think about the shows hosts more than other Celebs. Also has a hatred against Lohan but who doesn't
BT: Has watched Disney channel in past few years or Highschool Musical. He is also a Fan of the Scary movies Series. This just backs up the first thing, He has seen Hannah Montana and hated to bits, or was forced to watch it or something like that.

Analysis over, mainly hits at what movies/shows you watch though.

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PostSubject: Re: This Could Get Interesting.......   Fri Jul 30, 2010 12:21 pm

I take it haven't said/done enough for you to do an analysis of me???!

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PostSubject: Re: This Could Get Interesting.......   Fri Jul 30, 2010 12:36 pm

Well you haven't postd your bang, marry, kill list either and that's what I'm basing it off of

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PostSubject: Re: This Could Get Interesting.......   Fri Jul 30, 2010 12:41 pm

my sister watched all those disney shows, and we only have one tv

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PostSubject: Re: This Could Get Interesting.......   Fri Jul 30, 2010 12:46 pm

You see it explains it and I was somewhat right then

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PostSubject: Re: This Could Get Interesting.......   Fri Jul 30, 2010 12:51 pm

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Well you haven't postd your bang, marry, kill list either and that's what I'm basing it off of

Fair point! I shall revisit this situation when I return from the weekend. Right boys, I'm off - have a nice weekend!

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PostSubject: Re: This Could Get Interesting.......   Fri Jul 30, 2010 5:50 pm

pretty close to mine, you put one up and ill do it for you
heres mine
Kemp- watches anything with keeley hazell in it, from morning talk shows to midnight specials and has a box of tissues around at any time it is possible to see her, just in case he needs to clean up.
me- i do watch G4 alot, the other shows i watch have male hosts anyway so that wouldnt matter in a list of women. but i dont "hate" lohan, the world would be a happier place without her i believe, she causes too much drama.
Bloodi- hides behind having a sister because he mildly enjoys some of the shows on Disney channel, as i do. i dont even know who the marry chick is, aside from her name and having googled her, she was in the Scary Movie series, so he watches those movies. Probably watches the actual scary movies that Scary Movie is a parody of.
Ram- lives in the South. likes country music. likes Brodway plays and their movie spin offs (possibly). also doesnt understand the difference between male and female.

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