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TallQ I wouldn't Fight Back.......Unless She Wants Me To....
Clan Rank : SuperAwesomeCoolDudeGuy Posts : 79 Points : 5214 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2010-03-30 Location : Minnesota U.S.A.
| Subject: I'm Bored and thought i would waste a little of your time. Wed Oct 13, 2010 1:11 pm | |
| The topic says that if i am "just plain bored" i can post here, so here i am.
So i have some questions...
They say if a tree falls and no one is around, does it make a sound? but what if there was someone around, but they were deaf?
How can there be self-help “groups”?
If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have a “S” in it?
Just some random things that were on my mind. Oh and thank you to those that invite me but i do not accept, its not because i do not want to play, just that lately i leave mid-match to tend to the child or whatever, or because i have fallen in love with HCTDM, but shoot me the invite if you want to play, you never know.
and remember boys and girls, beauty is in the eye of the beer holder… | |
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Fty|jtl94 The Fuck?!?!..... I Don't Sing For No-One Motherfucker...
Clan Rank : Fty Board Member & XBOX 360 Regiment Leader Posts : 2581 Points : 7907 Reputation : 3 Join date : 2010-01-24 Age : 29 Location : Atl, Ga
| Subject: Re: I'm Bored and thought i would waste a little of your time. Wed Oct 13, 2010 3:13 pm | |
| 1) if they feel the vibrations then it makes noise 2) the group helps itself 3) to help us, in their eyes we are part of the "others" group 4) that or they just dont get it at all 5) because its funny to hear someone try to say it when they have a lisp hehe beer holder like cus when youre drunk you cant judge stuff as well, hehehe | |
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Fty|Kempo10 Weak...
Clan Rank : Head Of The Fortay Board Posts : 2262 Points : 1007955 Reputation : 9 Join date : 2009-07-22 Location : England
| Subject: Re: I'm Bored and thought i would waste a little of your time. Wed Oct 13, 2010 3:22 pm | |
| ...and the beer is in the hand of the lookin... | |
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Fty|jtl94 The Fuck?!?!..... I Don't Sing For No-One Motherfucker...
Clan Rank : Fty Board Member & XBOX 360 Regiment Leader Posts : 2581 Points : 7907 Reputation : 3 Join date : 2010-01-24 Age : 29 Location : Atl, Ga
| Subject: Re: I'm Bored and thought i would waste a little of your time. Wed Oct 13, 2010 3:57 pm | |
| both hands of the lookin, not just one. | |
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Fty|Kempo10 Weak...
Clan Rank : Head Of The Fortay Board Posts : 2262 Points : 1007955 Reputation : 9 Join date : 2009-07-22 Location : England
| Subject: Re: I'm Bored and thought i would waste a little of your time. Thu Oct 14, 2010 3:22 am | |
| no, a taiwanese 7 year old's penis is in the other one... | |
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Fty|lookin4luv Weak...
Clan Rank : Fty Board Member & PS3 Regiment Leader Posts : 2188 Points : 7637 Reputation : 14 Join date : 2010-01-15
| Subject: Re: I'm Bored and thought i would waste a little of your time. Thu Oct 14, 2010 5:31 am | |
| awww kempo...
my favorite is...the Bear asks the Rabbit if shit sticks to his fur...
but along the lines of Q
why is it a pair of pants but just 1 bra? why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway? why does a shipment go by car, and cargo go by ship?
ANSWER those JT u smart ass...
now, if you dont mind, im off to go enjoy my diarrhea | |
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TallQ I wouldn't Fight Back.......Unless She Wants Me To....
Clan Rank : SuperAwesomeCoolDudeGuy Posts : 79 Points : 5214 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2010-03-30 Location : Minnesota U.S.A.
| Subject: Re: I'm Bored and thought i would waste a little of your time. Thu Oct 14, 2010 9:45 am | |
| @ Kempo, at a loss for words, a 7 year old? really? that is what popped into your head when the phrase "something in your hand" comes up? you may need to seek help haha
@ JT - not the answers i was looking for, you should try smoking some weed. lmfao
@ lookin - enjoy your throne time, and thanks for confusing me further. a pair of pants because there is two legs, 1 bra because they try to push two items to look like one big one
for the other two questions i will make some calls and pull a team together and get back to you | |
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Fty|lookin4luv Weak...
Clan Rank : Fty Board Member & PS3 Regiment Leader Posts : 2188 Points : 7637 Reputation : 14 Join date : 2010-01-15
| Subject: Re: I'm Bored and thought i would waste a little of your time. Fri Oct 15, 2010 4:55 am | |
| ya, JT wonders why no girls will join up, he secretly blames lookin for scaring them away....
BUT...im just sum simple guy, trying to get hints on COd, it is KEMPO giving me this bad Rep!!!!
Q: every time a i post a 'brain teaser' type question i get abused, or sum half ass answers so i have given up...
have you seen Die hard 2?
they had an old famous question....but only try to answer if you havnt seen the movie...
i have a 5 quart jug, and a 2 quart jug, and an unlimited supply of water, to pass this test you must have EXACTLY 3 quarts in the 5 quart jug? how do you do it?
how about the 'two doors puzzle'? heard of that one?
there are 2 doors, behind one DEATH, behind the other, RICHES. A gaurd stands before each door. you can ask ONLY ONE question to ONLY ONE of the gaurds, before you choose your door.
BUT WAIT..the gaurds are Kempo and JT....and one has decided to lie to you, no matter what you ask, and the other one is honest, and will always tell the truth...
what is the one question you can ask that will reveal the door to riches?
ya, both of these are kinda old, but the new modern brainteasers are more along the lines of "how do i open this email?" or "how do i upload this pic?" , no fun at all ) :
if you know the answer post a hint, rather than an answer, so somebody that has never heard these, has a chance...
BUT be warned, if you scroll down from here u will prob see an answer, so think about the ? b4 u scroll down... | |
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Fty|lookin4luv Weak...
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| Subject: Re: I'm Bored and thought i would waste a little of your time. Fri Oct 15, 2010 5:12 am | |
| Allright, how about a science quiz? you have a cube filled with EXACTLY 1 cubic mL of water. You are at sea level. how many cubes do you need, to have 10 grams of water? how many cubes do you need to stack, to make a stack 1 meter tall? ahhh the metric system....but here is the question Q...will someone from a country that uses the metric system answer this first? what bugs me about the mertic system? well they wanted to improve on the english measurement system(feet, inches, quarts, gallons, pounds, ounces) so the went to metric (meters, liters, grams)....but they left it a DECIMAL system...of course computers wernt as big(popular) back then, but now we have to convert our measurement to HEX-DECIMAL, so computers understand our new metric system...it is ironic considering the that the most pure mathmatics comes form the Binary base, that we were givin 10 fingers to learn the basis of mathmatics...if we had had 8 or 16 fingers, the world of mathmatics would be so much further along...oh well...(thius rant IS a hint to the above asked questions) anyway...lookin still the CHAMP at wasting time , sorry Q | |
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TallQ I wouldn't Fight Back.......Unless She Wants Me To....
Clan Rank : SuperAwesomeCoolDudeGuy Posts : 79 Points : 5214 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2010-03-30 Location : Minnesota U.S.A.
| Subject: Re: I'm Bored and thought i would waste a little of your time. Fri Oct 15, 2010 5:39 am | |
| oh wow, lol, i checked here to see if anyone replied and there is a lot to figure out, i just got to work, so i am going to have to come back for this, i did see die hard, dont remember the answer, just bruce willis at the beginning, walking in the "hood", wearing a "i hate ni......" sign around his neck, lmfao | |
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Fty|lookin4luv Weak...
Clan Rank : Fty Board Member & PS3 Regiment Leader Posts : 2188 Points : 7637 Reputation : 14 Join date : 2010-01-15
| Subject: Re: I'm Bored and thought i would waste a little of your time. Fri Oct 15, 2010 5:59 am | |
| ya, bruce went through it realy fast, so i think most people wont remember the answer...
i was just hoping to let those that havnt heard it give it sum thought B4 some one posts:
I SAW THAT MOVIE! THE ANSWER IS>>>>
since i was trying to do a brain teaser rather than movie trivia...lol | |
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Fty|Kempo10 Weak...
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TallQ I wouldn't Fight Back.......Unless She Wants Me To....
Clan Rank : SuperAwesomeCoolDudeGuy Posts : 79 Points : 5214 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2010-03-30 Location : Minnesota U.S.A.
| Subject: Re: I'm Bored and thought i would waste a little of your time. Fri Oct 15, 2010 9:27 am | |
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TallQ I wouldn't Fight Back.......Unless She Wants Me To....
Clan Rank : SuperAwesomeCoolDudeGuy Posts : 79 Points : 5214 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2010-03-30 Location : Minnesota U.S.A.
| Subject: Re: I'm Bored and thought i would waste a little of your time. Fri Oct 15, 2010 11:18 am | |
| well....
for the die hard question, that was easy, i wont bother, they made it sound so hard in the movie, but you basically gave the answer in the question
As for the cubic ml to grams, you are talking about a volume measurement and a weight measurement. You would have to first know the density of the water and the temperature to calculate this.
i could give you a couple different answers for the different variables but i expect that you were not expecting an answer to this.
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TallQ I wouldn't Fight Back.......Unless She Wants Me To....
Clan Rank : SuperAwesomeCoolDudeGuy Posts : 79 Points : 5214 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2010-03-30 Location : Minnesota U.S.A.
| Subject: Re: I'm Bored and thought i would waste a little of your time. Fri Oct 15, 2010 1:05 pm | |
| unless the "sea level" was the hint.....
why am i doing this thinking stuff?
by the way, any ps3'ers do HCTDM? | |
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TallQ I wouldn't Fight Back.......Unless She Wants Me To....
Clan Rank : SuperAwesomeCoolDudeGuy Posts : 79 Points : 5214 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2010-03-30 Location : Minnesota U.S.A.
| Subject: Re: I'm Bored and thought i would waste a little of your time. Fri Oct 15, 2010 1:05 pm | |
| could
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spam? | |
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4TaY|RaMRod Kempo
Clan Rank : Senior Member & Forum Moderator Posts : 1330 Points : 6621 Reputation : 12 Join date : 2010-02-09 Age : 41
| Subject: Re: I'm Bored and thought i would waste a little of your time. Fri Oct 15, 2010 1:17 pm | |
| LMAO... you all are too funny...
Shoot me an invite for some HC some time Q... I have been using the FAL in HC.. I love it....
Here's one from RaM...
Ever see an elephant hide in a tree???
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Fty|jtl94 The Fuck?!?!..... I Don't Sing For No-One Motherfucker...
Clan Rank : Fty Board Member & XBOX 360 Regiment Leader Posts : 2581 Points : 7907 Reputation : 3 Join date : 2010-01-24 Age : 29 Location : Atl, Ga
| Subject: Re: I'm Bored and thought i would waste a little of your time. Fri Oct 15, 2010 1:27 pm | |
| kemp- lol lookin- 1- not sure, probably has to do with word gender and as our language has evolved it just stuck though we dont have word gender in the same sense as before. 2- because thats what they decided to call driveways and parkways. i'd say because you drive up a driveway to get to the place to drive and you drive up a parkway to get to the place to park. 3- shipment can go by ship or car or plane. cargo is part of a shipment. Q- you cant smoke weed with a baby in the house! she'll grow up retarded. i mean nothing wrong with retards, well there is but you know what i mean, but dont you want your child to have a successful life? lookin- 1- you fill the 5 quart jug and then pour it into the 2 quart and there are 3 quarts left in the 5 quart jug. 2- what if you ask the question to neither of them specifically? like if i look inbetween the two (say i wasnt one of the guards) and ask the question w/o eye contact with either. would they both be allowed to answer? if so then id ask "which of you is telling the truth" and they would each say themself. so i would pray and ask God to strike down the person who lied. then i would ask the one left "which door holds the riches?" and would get the riches. but if God didnt strike either down then id just choose one. riches arent my goal in life and im comfortable with death. 3- at the right temperature (ill assume it is this temperature) 1 mL of water is 1 g. so you'd need 10 of these cubes. ill finish the rest later. off to the Eagles concert! im excited! | |
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4TaY|RaMRod Kempo
Clan Rank : Senior Member & Forum Moderator Posts : 1330 Points : 6621 Reputation : 12 Join date : 2010-02-09 Age : 41
| Subject: Re: I'm Bored and thought i would waste a little of your time. Fri Oct 15, 2010 1:40 pm | |
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Fty|Kempo10 Weak...
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| Subject: Re: I'm Bored and thought i would waste a little of your time. Fri Oct 15, 2010 2:02 pm | |
| hahahaha someone's a leeeeeetle to enthusiastic about the questions! | |
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Fty|jtl94 The Fuck?!?!..... I Don't Sing For No-One Motherfucker...
Clan Rank : Fty Board Member & XBOX 360 Regiment Leader Posts : 2581 Points : 7907 Reputation : 3 Join date : 2010-01-24 Age : 29 Location : Atl, Ga
| Subject: Re: I'm Bored and thought i would waste a little of your time. Sat Oct 16, 2010 5:48 am | |
| ram- you a fan? oh my goodness they were freaking amazing! second best concert ive ever seen, short to only Paul McCartney so i mean that is understandable, i just wish i could have seen ole Paul with the other tree, that would have been the only thing to make it a better show. kemp- cus i sit at school all day and just learn stuff, there is no "thinking" involved, so i enjoy stuff like this, if in fact you were talking about me questions- i have no clue how tall a cubic mL of water would be, but if my guess is correct then i say 1000 cubes to get a meter tall. and finally to ram's question: no. | |
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4TaY|RaMRod Kempo
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| Subject: Re: I'm Bored and thought i would waste a little of your time. Sat Oct 16, 2010 7:28 am | |
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Fty|jtl94 The Fuck?!?!..... I Don't Sing For No-One Motherfucker...
Clan Rank : Fty Board Member & XBOX 360 Regiment Leader Posts : 2581 Points : 7907 Reputation : 3 Join date : 2010-01-24 Age : 29 Location : Atl, Ga
| Subject: Re: I'm Bored and thought i would waste a little of your time. Sat Oct 16, 2010 11:14 am | |
| oh yes it was amazing! they played it 3rd though. i mean seriously? your biggest hit ever and you play it third? thats wack. but i will say Funk 49 was better and so were all of joe walsh's songs. no song was bad though.
i too hate the football team, who do you like? | |
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4TaY|fredd-vegas Legend Of Humanity In Training....
Clan Rank : Senior Member Posts : 892 Points : 6073 Reputation : 1 Join date : 2010-04-08 Age : 38 Location : Va Beach
| Subject: Re: I'm Bored and thought i would waste a little of your time. Sat Oct 16, 2010 1:05 pm | |
| I gots a riddle for you all.
3 guys are throwing a party at a hotel and decide to split the cost of the room. the cost is $30. they pay $10 each. After check in the receptionist comes to the room to inform them that they didnt get their discount of $5. they cant evenly split that ammount so they give her a $2 tip and take $1 each.
If you try to reverse the math on that, after rebait they pay $9 each plus $2 tip gives you...... $29. Where is the other dollar?
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Fty|BloodyTears Geek
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| Subject: Re: I'm Bored and thought i would waste a little of your time. Sat Oct 16, 2010 1:12 pm | |
| - Quote :
- have you seen Die hard 2?
they had an old famous question....but only try to answer if you havnt seen the movie...
i have a 5 quart jug, and a 2 quart jug, and an unlimited supply of water, to pass this test you must have EXACTLY 3 quarts in the 5 quart jug? how do you do it? this is from die hard 3 not die hard 2 | |
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4TaY|RaMRod Kempo
Clan Rank : Senior Member & Forum Moderator Posts : 1330 Points : 6621 Reputation : 12 Join date : 2010-02-09 Age : 41
| Subject: Re: I'm Bored and thought i would waste a little of your time. Sun Oct 17, 2010 7:50 am | |
| <----- LMAO.... - Fty|Cheese Nip wrote:
- I gots a riddle for you all.
3 guys are throwing a party at a hotel and decide to split the cost of the room. the cost is $30. they pay $10 each. After check in the receptionist comes to the room to inform them that they didnt get their discount of $5. they cant evenly split that ammount so they give her a $2 tip and take $1 each.
If you try to reverse the math on that, after rebait they pay $9 each plus $2 tip gives you...... $29. Where is the other dollar?
$10 + $10 +$10 = $30 $30 - $5 = $25 +$2 tip +$1 +$1 +$1 = $30 OK GOT IT Reverse Each paid $10 = 30 in therory each only pay $9 with the $1 refund per individual = $27 + $2 tip = $9 WTF??? I have no clue.. Taxes??? Is there a solution Nips?? Still no on has awnsered mine about seeing the elephant in the tree??? Has anyone seen an elephant hid in a tree??? | |
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Fty|lookin4luv Weak...
Clan Rank : Fty Board Member & PS3 Regiment Leader Posts : 2188 Points : 7637 Reputation : 14 Join date : 2010-01-15
| Subject: Re: I'm Bored and thought i would waste a little of your time. Sun Oct 17, 2010 8:19 am | |
| Q- my hint was kinda supposed to be about where the basic units of the metric system came from, however you are right as frozen/boiling water would change the whole thing...
HOWEVER JT is right!! 1g of water= 1 mLof water = 1 cu cm of water...so stack 100 cubes to make a meter JT...
you missed the other one JT, the proper question would be (asked to either gaurd)..."if i asked the OTHER gaurd, 'which is the door to riches?', what door would he tell me?"
then no matter which gaurd answers, just take the OTHER door....
think about it...
true gaurd would point at door of riches
lying gaurd would point at door to doom
BUT ask lying gaurd which door true gaurd would point to...he lies and points to door of doom..
ask true gaurd which door lying gaurd would point to...he tells truth...door of doom..
so no matter what, take the OTHER door...
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Fty|lookin4luv Weak...
Clan Rank : Fty Board Member & PS3 Regiment Leader Posts : 2188 Points : 7637 Reputation : 14 Join date : 2010-01-15
| Subject: Re: I'm Bored and thought i would waste a little of your time. Sun Oct 17, 2010 8:41 am | |
| - Fty|RaMRod wrote:
- <----- LMAO....
- Fty|Cheese Nip wrote:
- I gots a riddle for you all.
3 guys are throwing a party at a hotel and decide to split the cost of the room. the cost is $30. they pay $10 each. After check in the receptionist comes to the room to inform them that they didnt get their discount of $5. they cant evenly split that ammount so they give her a $2 tip and take $1 each.
If you try to reverse the math on that, after rebait they pay $9 each plus $2 tip gives you...... $29. Where is the other dollar?
$10 + $10 +$10 = $30
$30 - $5 = $25 +$2 tip +$1 +$1 +$1 = $30 OK GOT IT
Reverse Each paid $10 = 30
in therory each only pay $9 with the $1 refund per individual = $27 + $2 tip = $9 WTF??? I have no clue..
Taxes???
Is there a solution Nips??
Still no on has awnsered mine about seeing the elephant in the tree??? Has anyone seen an elephant hid in a tree??? HAHAHA rammy..the TRICK is that the end of the question is WRONG...as in NOT RIGHT.. u dont ADD the tip, you SUBTRACT it.... $30 with a $5 refund = $25 $9+$9=$9=$27 - $2 tip = $25 start the problem from the beginning...we walk in to get a $25 (REAL COST) dollar room, we each pitch in, $9 which gives us $27, we pay for the room, have $2 left over, which we leave (subtract)as a tip....now we have $0... which is typical of Cheese Nip..we have no flukin beer money....if nip hadnt tipped the girl at the desk with the big boobs we would at least have $2, we could have gotten a 40oz, and poured it into those little plastic hotel cups...but now we r screwd....i hope this room has cable... | |
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Fty|jtl94 The Fuck?!?!..... I Don't Sing For No-One Motherfucker...
Clan Rank : Fty Board Member & XBOX 360 Regiment Leader Posts : 2581 Points : 7907 Reputation : 3 Join date : 2010-01-24 Age : 29 Location : Atl, Ga
| Subject: Re: I'm Bored and thought i would waste a little of your time. Sun Oct 17, 2010 1:29 pm | |
| nip- they dont pay $9 each, two pay $8.33 and the third pays $8.34, that adds to $25 and then you add the 3 $1s and the $2 tip equals $30. ram- taht isnt a riddle, its a yes or no question. for me the answer is no. lookin- dang i was right?!?! im a beast i do think my way would work just as well. may take longer, but as long as they answer unlimited questions not directed toward a specific one itd work. but your way is much simpler. | |
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4TaY|RaMRod Kempo
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| Subject: Re: I'm Bored and thought i would waste a little of your time. Sun Oct 17, 2010 2:47 pm | |
| Thanks for clearing that up JTL (nips Riddle) As for mine.. Your right I guess its not a riddle.. So your awnser regardless is NO.. You haven't seen an elephant hide in a tree. My response: They hide pretty good don't they?? LMAO | |
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